Celebrity look-a-likes

They could be hiring....

Look at that twat - I could do a lot better that fanny.

I need to chat to you about a semi-related matter, Richie...beer time this week?

^first gig - i f**king told yers!

cool - this week is a bit tight.

Whenever...gimme a shout, be good to have a catch up...

aye.

Rose = no
Johnson = no
Astbury (with props) = no

If plant fails, it's all down to the special weapon (jagger).

this girl is a tough cookie.

any ideas?

Is she worth it? Iggy Pop?

Big Red Man, are we still going to Brockley tomorrow for L*$n B@"¬s?

And he'd never squeeze into the leather for Iggy...

They could be hiring....

you missed the fine print!

"No beerguts, alcoholics, addicts, child-scarers, knuckle-draggers, shy types, time-wasters or stage fright."

buns n hosers?

Guns n Roses and Rush tribute band? I'll be Neil Peart. Just need to shave my beard and get a stupid hat.

Geddy Lee could be Markyboy, or maybe Oliver.

Richie - you've got a full house!

iggy! how could i miss iggy.

i may have to wait for the boss to go on site before i start writhing around on the floor in front of her desk.

what about jenson button, you've got the poofy english convertable?

ooft - fighting talk.

Shirt off, Richie, shirt off...

Is she worth it? Iggy Pop?

she is the stephanie seymore to my axl. although, she wants start pretending to find my jokes funny, if she wants to out the enemy.

Big Red Man, are we still going to Brockley tomorrow for L*$n B@"¬s?

And he'd never squeeze into the leather for Iggy...

1. - yes, weather permitting
   
2. - watch me.
   

1. Why always Wednesday, you know I can't do Wednesday? Oh...
   
2. I'd pay to
   

1. okay - diff day next week.
   
2. how much? dale offered a bradman to see me in hotpants
   

1. Good
   
2. I can't match Dale's "enthusiasm"
   

That's Ondine.

could be aroogah

That's Aroogah for sure.

And yes, another day next week would be much better. Partly cos it won't be p!ssing down with rain, and I'm not wearing deck shoes whilst b*wling.

That bitch of a new girl in my office (the hot one), just sent me this:

With "I knew you reminded me of someone".

Holy shit. I got compared to Neil Peart. As a former drummer who grew up listening to Rush - Fuck Yeah, eh!

*digs out copy of 2112