New Year's resolution

Get a top 100 in the Mega Avalanche and spend as many months as I can out of the country.

my resolution is to not make any resolutions
they dont work anyway,

oooooh!

I'm with Jason here
Though i do approve of the many people who resolve to get fitter and to ride a bike as this leads to more work for cycle trainers

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I already gave up meat 25 years ago, drinking 3 years ago, drugs 9 years ago and never been much good at smoking straights so the only thing left is simple sugars or whatever the fuck biscuits and sweets are.
I genuinely hate eating sweet things but am addicted, so they'll have to go.

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but you're a fine figure of a man Clive...

My resolutions are:

1. To get my money situation in order. I'm a financial moron, and I'd love to end the year 'In the Black' (racist, etc)

2. Sort my fucking job out.

3. Do something constructive with my writing.

Word to Cliveo and Void.
In the last 6 months refined sugar seems to have creeped into my life. Stealthy sweet fucker.
And I used to be such a good boy.

2011 - Fix up the diet, and shed some flab.

My resolutions are:

1. To get my money situation in order. I'm a financial moron, and I'd love to end the year 'In the Black' (racist, etc)

2. Sort my fucking job out.

3. Do something constructive with my writing.

Pretty much me too

To which I will add - learn to Longboard and lose a couple of stone (maybe not simultaneously......then again...)

not get kicked out of uni and find a proper job.

Fucking start handing assignments in!

More time on bikes, less calories in.

Stop fighting on interwebz.

1) Channel that inner zen thing - I used to be chilled out to the max, but lately i've let that slip.
2) Get a new job/get funding for the Phd i planned (whichever happens i guess, funding is hard to come by)
3) Do some longer range cycling - 50 mile rides every sunday morning minimum
4) buy a road bike with gears for tours.
5) ride my motorbike more.
6) learn to weld.
7) have a baby, or at least get someone knocked up.

I was thinking of getting my weld back on, I did a few sculptures back in the day and let it go.
Also very seriously considering apprenticing under a tattooist (wish I'd done this in the States where the tattooists were a little bit more 'tude-free) and move to BCN. That's more of a 3 year plan though.
Nelson, Sunday rides? Post that shit local - something to stop me succumbing to the bike golf...

Where's BCN?

and yes - i have been absent from the bhx rides. yesterday I turned by 3 mile commute into a 25 mile jaunt! bring on the new year!

Barcelona

Sounds like a good idea.

Gonna try to visit a different European capital city each month. If we're going to run out of fossil fuels and oxygen then goddamn I want to get in as much travel as humanly possible before we all die from surfeit of hair shirts.

Sounds like a good idea.

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1) Channel that inner zen thing - I used to be chilled out to the maxcrowe, but lately i've let that slip..........

ftfy

*eat a washing up bowl full of butterscotch angel delight.
*get my restraining orders down to a more manageable 8.
*get cliff richards back to #1 - where he belongs.
*get the word 'noofleploonkikins' entered into the OED.
*become the most wanted man in britain by holding up every services up and down the M4 but only stealing bags of Haribo and copies of 'the peoples friend' whilst riding a mobility scooter.
*be a Sun 'Love Rat'
*stop chewing nails (toes included)

*eat a washing up bowl full of butterscotch angel delight.
*get my restraining orders down to a more manageable 8.
*get cliff richards back to #1 - where he belongs.
*get the word 'noofleploonkikins' entered into the OED.
*become the most wanted man in britain by holding up every services up and down the M4 but only stealing bags of Haribo and copies of 'the peoples friend' whilst riding a mobility scooter.
*be a Sun 'Love Rat'
*stop chewing nails (toes included)

looks like my failure list from 2010

vomitted
12
did not chart
cuntard got closer
could not start the mobility scooter
.......

spend fewer hours watching football

Be more awesome.

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Thin Clive =

C man, drop some kilos foh shizzle if it helps you smash ToW in the face.. but no hangups.. we love you the way you are. Shit.. I want to do ToW again.. awesome event.. do it if you doubt.. just do it.

More time on bikes, less calories in.
Stop fighting on interwebz.

#1 is easy.
#2 is hard
#3 is impossible hehe you wanker ;)

but you're a fine figure of a man Clive...

I think it was a typo. My understanding is that Mr O is hoping to set up a Cassiterite mine in Cornwall.