New Year's resolution

Grow an extra nipple.

I can't wait to see laner in his new guise of 'being a dick'. Bring on the bar fights.

get less fat.

In 2013 I will:

• wear more appropriate footwear
  
• practice my violin
  
• ride more, including on the track
  
  

In 2013 I am giving up:

• booze, for January at least
  
• sex
  
  

Add to this my usual resolutions of painting my nails more often and making an effort to be on time for work, and I think that's enough to be getting on with.

Oh, I'm also going to try to cut down on the amount of dry shampoo I use and wash my hair properly more often.

I can't see two of the most important things in these lists. Hope you have plans to sort them too.

Can be done. Don't want to date any guys from here, you're all nuts. Have joined a dating site.

By that statement you're implying that blokes on Dating Sites are less nutty than the blokes on here?!

Fuck me, if I ever get to a stage in my life where I resort to dating sites can someone please punch me in the nuts

Fuck me, if I ever get to a stage in my life where I resort to dating sites can someone please punch me in the nuts

I think the Mrs will probably do it first

By that statement you're implying that blokes on Dating Sites are less nutty than the blokes on here?!

Fuck me, if I ever get to a stage in my life where I resort to dating sites can someone please punch me in the nuts

No, but the guys on the dating sites aren't going to try and fuck up me going for rides on here.

Nothing wrong with online dating, but the trick is to meet online people in the real world as soon as you can.

By that statement you're implying that blokes on Dating Sites are less nutty than the blokes on here?!

Dale, Chainbraker, Pajamas, TS...

Fair comment

I can't see two of the most important things in these lists. Hope you have plans to sort them too.

I reckon resolving to wash my hair might be more important though. Or more achievable. One or the other.

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get less fat.

Get less old

Get less handsome, alas like Skydancer I am doomed to fail once more.

Get more blowjobs

Give more blowjobs.

List time?

Better to give than receive.

Get less handsome, alas like Skydancer I am doomed to fail once more.

I can't imagine you any less handsome than you are:)

In 2013 I am giving up:

• booze, for January at least
  
• sex
  
  
  

What!? That's an awful idea!

MOAR SEX!

maybe it isn't coitus to be given up, but gender.
as in 'be more androgynous'

Oh, I'm also going to try to cut down on the amount of dry shampoo I use and wash my hair properly more often.

Dry shampoo=slutwash...

Babywipes in your handbag?

im so fucking horny for 2013

Horny for moar poo on your face?

logs off

I will pay homage to Veronica at midnight