For Sale: Fixed bike, medium size, light and quick

oohhh bellow the belt! my sister ain't going to be happy when i tell her that!
now grab your walking stick and plod off to bed fat boy...

ha!

VELover I was just working up to introducing myself.......but after reading this thread and several others lately in the same vain,lots of purile
sarcasm and aggression ive got to wonder.At first it was quite funny,but it seems like you guys are just waiting to pounce.Seems pretty
sensible to me to post specialist bike stuff on a specialist bike site ???........Ive been to bike polo and a couple of social rides and i can
put names to faces (the main offenders)you seemed like intelligent peeps,what gives ?? really you should be ashamed of yourself.I expect
you will have no end of smartarse comments,stupid pictures,and little in jokes`to reply with .Fortunately there is only a few wankers,the site is exellant and most of you partisipate in the right spirit,and im sure as site grows the dickheads will be marginalised and pushed off the track.

     Bon soir, Velo

You no happy?
You buy arrospok.
It make happy

happyness is a warm aerospoke.

you're all mental!! but you did give me a nice warm welcome and i'm chuffed for that :) time for light relief.... someone posted 'everyday normal guy', well, this is chart topper number two! Chill, relax, make love to each other... well, not all of you perhaps.. but if the girls are doing it, can i watch?

http://www.jonlajoie.com/video/haf.php

This is definitely a contender for the thread of the year award.

dis thread be 'illin.

for the record, i didn't say anything nasty. i just said his bike looked like a tractor. welcome, velover, it's a great forum for discussion. you might need to be slightly less pious though.

I can see there are already quite a few people on here who would be better served going to bikeradar or whatever.

I'm on bikeradar, and C+ before, and I'm a recent joiner here.
The threads on here are informative, laugh out loud funny, creative (the You look - Arrospok thread for example) and abusive. It's great!
I'm also looking forward to using the phrase 'fucktard' in a meeting at work in the near future.

I have my 'Save water - drink beer' jumper on this morning. Thought you'd all like to know..

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and I'm wearing my 'world's greatest lover' underpants - ironically of course...

You mean Caspar's pants..

damn - he got me with the rohyponol again...

Thanx guys retired after last nights likle outburst,I sound like a right old fart,which is only
half true.So thnx for welcome.Its a beatiful day and Im out for a spin.Climate change ride
tommorow and social on Sunday........Allez Velo.

"Climate change ride tommorow" (sic)

Where? what?

RPM I can see there are already quite a few people on here who would be better served going to bikeradar or whatever.

this made me laugh.

let's talk about red lights! let's talk about all sorts of retarded shizzle and stroke our beards and read our CTC magazines! let's wank ourselves furiously raw whenever we see the words 'thorn' or 'van nicolas'! where's my spd sandals? where's my bar-end shifters? NUuRSe? nUURrRSSE!!!

is that the multi-release or single directional cleat 31trum? ;)

haha, multi jonny boy multi..... :p

velover, toby, lily etc.

little welcome pressy to the forum,

one readymade 'arrospok' jpeg for you to use