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• #177
My my it's heading towards Christmas and there's so much tension in the room.. can you all go and get a root tonight and calm down?
As a grumpy fscker I'm starting to feel embarassed that I'm being out-grumpied by almost everyone! :S
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• #178
otherwise santa won't empty his sack in your bedroom...
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• #179
yeah, he won't be coming down your chimney
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• #180
ayyyyyyyy thankyoooouuuu
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• #181
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• #182
I personally think it is a horrible negative image.
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• #183
Just as well, as white really isn't my colour ;-)
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• #184
Hops I personally think it is a horrible negative image.
We aim to please..
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• #185
I took it to think the lady refers to the original image in question,
not your dirty santa.
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• #186
I take it any way.. ah fuggit I'm over the innuendo now, the gf's home :)
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• #187
you're so fickle
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• #188
It's a lady's prerogative..
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• #189
who is this guy? i want to meet him.
he's my HERO!
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• #190
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• #191
i thought of Ryan when some twat in a white van deliberately veered into me with the obvious intention to knock me off.......i literally could have killed the cunt if i wasn't riding for my life.
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• #192
A double decker bus hit me on purpose last night, from behind. i did the same thing as this guy!
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• #193
on the way home today it was pissing with rain. a man in a disgusting luminous altura spazz-jacket riding what looked suspiciously like a barracuda, had a puncture at the side of the road and was trying to pump up the tire. i saked if he was ok, then i offered to help, he said no, he'd walk the 3 km home, but said thanks. in the end i convinced him otherwise, gave him my spare tube and changed it for him.
that's my good deed. he tried to pay for the tube, i was like, don't worry, it's goodwill. it was worth it for his reaction. he said i reaffirmed his faith in humanity. i'm not so sure about that, but i'll try and remember it the next time i get vehicularly raped by a big black cab of death, driven by some essex mongoloid.
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• #194
you my friend are a good man......
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• #195
"essex mongoloid".. must remember that for my next cab altercation.. :)
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• #196
georgie brought me one as an x-mass present. made me happy
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• #197
vegansdontneedgears georgie brought me one as an x-mass present. made me happy
Woah... Where do you have room to keep a cab driver?
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• #198
it lives in the back yard with the fox.
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• #199
best place for 'em...
Wait, you've got a fox?
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• #200
we don't have it, it lives in the back yard under the deck, ive only seen it once, but have seen its tracks in the snow.
edit, should mention the deck is 1 story off the ground, and im not in the uk
that reminds me of the Mr T sketch that Eddie Murphy does in Raw
"Come here boy and fcuk me up the ass!!"
"Don't come too quick, otherwise i'll clench my butt cheeks and rip your cock off!!"