West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

So what is the plan for tonight? Are people actually going to turn up?

yup, might be a bit wet to start, but will be a clear evening

That's what I figured but last time the weather was like this it all went a bit Peat Tong, thought it best to check first.

Don't mention pears! - it will lead to three pages of "where are we again tonight?"

Ooops sorry

I'm out again, in next week for sure though

Don't mention ze war eizer!

What Afghanistan?

Im a maybe, not going to be much fun though - cant drink, cant stay long, going to be wet..
We'll see

re: p**rs.. wash your mouth out!

Pear Tree?

I think I may have got away with it. No-one noticed...

So, Pear Tree?

Where are we going?

Here we go...............

Cycled past the Greyhound a while back and the lights where on, anyone fancying checking it out for a "Wests on Tour" type of ride?

Anyone fancy this?

............

You know I'm always up for a bit of a tour.

Oh hello.

Howdy.

So........... Come here often?

The Ship - yes. Ever since "people" decided that the Pear Tree wasn't suitable.

the greyhound you say

Yes the Greyhound, especially up for it if it will stop bodieanddoyle bitching.

Can't go in there. I had a difference of opinion with the walnuts-stuffed-in-a-condom meathead who runs it.

..what like you thought the tightey whiteys that the MMA fighters wear were degrading to the sport and only promoted the stereotype sexism that is ever prevalent against our boys?