West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

So its only Zed, Myrtle and Max up for some Polish sausage tonight? Leaving in 5 mins.

I'm OK don't worrry about getting me some.

Proper LOL there

That just cracked me up Dave

So its only Zed, Myrtle and Max up for my Polish sausage tonight? Leaving in 5 mins.

simple really

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Wtf ^

Polish Taxi

That just cracked me up Dave

+1
holy fuck that made me laugh

Fucking rain, this is going to be a fun ride..

Dude, i'm fucking cycling from Uxbridge, on the cruiser

Ride! Forest, Ride!

Dude, i'm fucking cycling from Uxbridge, on the cruiser

But you're Irish.

I'm off to get whooped in 2 league games of polo in the sodding rain and then cycle 9 miles in the rain to the GH.
I had a work appraisal yesterday which was fucking horrendous. Am super pissed off about it and gasping for a beer or 3.
Hopefully I can utilise the anger for polo and utilise the thirst for Wests after.
If I turn up to Wests later looking like a drowned rat do not take the piss - I just might kill you.

But you're Irish.

I really could use some sunglasses like that to keep the rain out of my eyes

I'm off to get whooped in 2 league games of polo in the sodding rain and then cycle 9 miles in the rain to the GH.
I had a work appraisal yesterday which was fucking horrendous. Am super pissed off about it and gasping for a beer or 3.
Hopefully I can utilise the anger for polo and utilise the thirst for Wests after.
If I turn up to Wests later looking like a drowned rat do not take the piss - I just might kill you.

I definitely won't take the piss T4...

Asking for trouble T4

Fucking raining. Not riding from Uxbridge, I don't have a decent winter coat or water proof trousers at the moment. Rest assured though, as soon as I do, Wests in all weathers!

Fucking raining. Not riding from Uxbridge, I don't have a decent winter coat or water proof trousers at the moment. Rest assured though, as soon as I do, Wests in all weathers!

HTFU, cunt

If I come, I will look like a drowned rat. I'm not up for riding there in the rain without a coat. I'm also broke so I couldn't buy a drink even if I wanted...

If I come, I will look like a drowned rat. I'm not up for riding there in the rain without a coat. I'm also broke so I couldn't buy a drink even if I wanted...

Just get a drinks holder like Mick's, put a pint glass in it, and ride to the pub in the rain. Job done.

Just get a drinks holder like Mick's, put a pint glass in it, and ride to the pub in the rain. Job done.

That's a pretty awesome idea acutally!

I was supposed to remeber some song that Max's dad mentioned, but has forgotten it in the typical Wests tradition.

Actually, forget that last bit, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tPcfJZnXu4

I have to categorically deny ever knowing the mum of Max.
Get over it 'son'.

I have to categorically deny ever knowing the mum of Max.
Get over it 'son'.

Being too drunk to remember is not an excuse.

remember kids

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