I Has SHOP

for sale: one hat, all soft and pretty and stuff, its also yella and kinda jazzy

Stef but what i mean is that if you get nice looking ladys yuo won't need to fuck aout with light this that the other, ya get me? not just some woman that rides a fixed gear...
Know what i mean?
very very very few peoples beauty will stand up to the might of 'the shitty camera flash'

i know somethin about that...

Weird old fancy dress shop near me (Kingston) was selling off their polystyrene heads at £2 a pop a couple of months ago (when I bought one). Some of them are a bit battered, but they'd probably do the job.

SMEEAR [quote]Stef but what i mean is that if you get nice looking ladys yuo won't need to fuck aout with light this that the other, ya get me? not just some woman that rides a fixed gear...
Know what i mean?
very very very few peoples beauty will stand up to the might of 'the shitty camera flash'[/quote]
I could recommend a few...Don't worry, I don't mean me.

could i buy a hat similr to this please?

glow could i buy a hat similr to this please?

that is somewhat disturbing in oh so many ways!!

Smeear I reckon you should do some seasonal chrismassy hats, some comedy santa/elf getup. I can just picture loads of santas little helpers cycling around London.

yeah think im doing something for http://citycycling.co.uk/ front cover
so likely something with massive antlers :)

SMEEAR yeah think im doing something for http://citycycling.co.uk/ front cover
so likely something with massive antlers :)

Hurrah!!!

Smeear if you need some more inspiration for xmas hats....

actually that was just an excuse to post this pic...

that's like something out of "the wicker man" (original version of course).

clefty Smeear if you need some more inspiration for xmas hats....

actually that was just an excuse to post this pic...

thats his family! :P

I lost my hat in Gent. Can I have another please? Same again but a little smaller, to fit my pea sized swede (58cm)

Not like this one.

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Caspar - didnt you only get it a week ago?

Errrrrrrrr........yep.

It was too big, it fell off? I drove to Gent and back so I can't even say I was pissed!

probably got some sauce on it and hippy ate it by accident.

Fsck me, I thought that was a seriously chewy steak..

dr.oblong that's like something out of "the wicker man" (original version of course).

that was partly filmed in my grandparents shop!

hall yeah

Caspar Errrrrrrrr........yep.

It was too big, it fell off? I drove to Gent and back so I can't even say I was pissed!

ok can do, im putting juust i tiny bit of elastic in the back of them now (ear flaps caps), should help

clefty Smeear if you need some more inspiration for xmas hats....

actually that was just an excuse to post this pic...

MY god you hit the nail on the head!!!!
thats exactally what im talking about lol

stop fantasizing and sort my hat out! :-P

Hello Smeear fans, Rosie speaking I want to feel included too

exciting news

Smeear is now being stocked in Cavendish cycles.

136 New Cavendish Street,
Marylebone
London,
W1W 6YD

Hoorah!