Condor Pista/Tempo

black and white is my fave colour scheme. but then I am colour blind and evil.

can't afford a condor though, I hang around with a load of blokes who ride them.

Its classico - and looks good always. I'd love a white bike next time round - possibly from moyer. the one on their website with red detailing looks so sweet.
condor are overpriced - but the standard pista frame at £400 is pretty good value i think.

hippy Stupid fscking peds walk out in front of me all the time.. through traffic and stuff.. what can you do?

A car drove into me last night on the way to turbo.. he squished me into another car. I yelled at the fscking idiot.
The car I was leaning on took off so I had to move too. Fun and games. Made for an interesting turbo session/anger management class.

Its not just peds though. Everybody is asleep. And everybody blames the other person when something fks up.
Cycling down from Kensington Gardens on friday, I pull up on the Cromwell Road at the Lights, stop and wait (Feeling well behaved , obviously) Then a tourist coach pulls up and pulls up into the back of me. No damage, no hurt, I just topple over as I was balanced on the other foot, look up & gawp in astonishment. The driver then opens the door and instructs me that I am a cnut and shouldn't be on the road!...........I was FKING stationary!At a red light... C0CK! Pardon me, had to release the inner fury.........

I get at least one twat a day on my commute from kentish town to holland park - usually at the posh end...
gets right on my tits....
taxi drivers - they are a really special breed.....i dream of hanging them up by the balls....

onemagicru [quote]hippy Stupid fscking peds walk out in front of me all the time.. through traffic and stuff.. what can you do?

A car drove into me last night on the way to turbo.. he squished me into another car. I yelled at the fscking idiot.
The car I was leaning on took off so I had to move too. Fun and games. Made for an interesting turbo session/anger management class.

Its not just peds though. Everybody is asleep. And everybody blames the other person when something fks up.
Cycling down from Kensington Gardens on friday, I pull up on the Cromwell Road at the Lights, stop and wait (Feeling well behaved , obviously) Then a tourist coach pulls up and pulls up into the back of me. No damage, no hurt, I just topple over as I was balanced on the other foot, look up & gawp in astonishment. The driver then opens the door and instructs me that I am a cnut and shouldn't be on the road!...........I was FKING stationary!At a red light... C0CK! Pardon me, had to release the inner fury.........[/quote]

did you give him a kicking?

cos I fuckin would have done. what a cunt

I'd have slashed his tyres.

edit: Well I'd have wanted to.

I didn't have time. I was so f**king angry, but the lights changed, & I was getting back on my bike and he was off....

What a fsck head! I wish homicide was legal sometimes.

f**king tourists . The worst are the ones that walk out in the road and look the wrong way - loads of europeans doing it on my route. kicked one guy oin the leg last week to give him a lesson.

hippy What a fsck head! I wish homicide was legal sometimes.

Yeah, me too, only problem is if you kick off at these cnuts the plod don't care what they did to deserve it, they want your blood for being violent. We need an inside contact at the DVLA and a balaclava'd fixed gear hit squad to doll out some justice. Once we get a bit of name for ourselves people might start looking twice before nearly killing cyclists.

Walk into Blacks..
"I'd like some full-finger gloves, a balaclava, a sawn-off shotgun, some 12-gauge ammunition and have you got any of those cute little bottle openers you put on key rings?"

"I see, starting a vigilante group are we? Would Sir like to see our line of boiler suits at all, they really help the man about town avoid unsightly splatter."

"Well yes, I'd not thought about that. Do you have something in XL with spare ammo pockets and perhaps a built-in flak jacket?"

"Of course Sir, you'll be looking for something from our Waco range, it comes with an extra large pocket that some of our customers like to use to store religous writings but frankly I find that a waste of a pocket that can comfortably fit 10 sticks of dynamite and a spare clip, whilst maintaining the dashing cut that a modern man of justice requires. It is also machine washable and has a fleece lined collar for those chillier nights."

hippy "Well yes, I'd not thought about that. Do you have something in XL with spare ammo pockets and perhaps a built-in flak jacket?"

And I'd like a kevlar belt that's 'bombproof' :S

I'd like to know where this particular branch of Blacks is, the politeness of service is quite outstanding

It's the bespoke offering of Blacks, appointment and invite only, psychos preffered but we'll take anyone who needs that little bit more from their urban assult wear. If Field and Trek doesn't reach those places for you any more then get in touch, Sir.

Blacks

"for those occasions when one has to murder absolutely every motherfucker in the whole fucking town"

RPM I'd like to know where this particular branch of Blacks is, the politeness of service is quite outstanding

Walk into most Black's covered in webbing, carrying a 9mm handgun and quoting Rambo and you'll get good service.. until the squad cars arrive..

RPM Blacks

"for those occasions when one has to murder absolutely every motherfucker in the whole fucking town"

AK47, except no substitutes.

AK47, except no substitutes.

or *acc*ept

Ha ha, good point. Damn my drunken mind.

lukeslytalker
stop being jealous and get on the ponce wagon and love it!
hahaa, see that's where it's at man-bike love! or are you trying for man-bike-man love?! :p

No - my wife could get jealous...