Spotted...

FYI, I've met Scott a few times - don't know him well, but I'd describe him as having far more 'individuality' than the average punter.

It's not based on his on-trendness. It's a cumulative thing, based on his life, interests, creativity, and what have yous.

I'm afraid I'm going to resort to expletives now :( Why don't you fuck off?

Angry?...nah...can't smile wide enough me.
Fury?...it's the internet...why would i be furious?
Expletives?...definately...by product of years of bouncy castle manufacture i'm afraid.

Sorry....can't make the ride today...but if you spot me again on my new york langster...feel free to shout 'TAXI'....always cracks me up!

Now we've got that out of the way...ya wanna be friends?

scott...

http://www.biker-boarder.de/shopware/Langster-New-York-_detail_2024.html

;)

And just because you clearly have the ability to be a very angry non-individual it also means you don't have to be.

As for the comedy bike ride leaving Brick Lane, that's an excellent idea. I'm just popping out for lunch and can tootle round my 'fine fine ride'. Will you be there? I really hope so and if you are, how will I spot you? Or is the whole point is I won't spot your and you'll just be there.

I'm just trying to fit in, that's all. I'd like to be a self-appointed moral guardian of all things related to the wheel. The only difference from you and I is that I don't have to resort to using expletives to express my fury at the posts I read on this website.

So I may be a 'prick' but I do have the moral high ground AND I will stand on it which will make me 'literally' stand out of the crowd.

Guess, old-fashioned banter is dead......

I'm only trying to get my posts up, so I can start my own thread called "let's all get to know each other and go for long rides that maybe take in a few big climbs (steep hills) and a nice country pub for lunch and back again"

Sounds right up my street...but it's gonna be a bitch for you on your raleigh budgie....they wheelie like a mutha f*cker on hills!

BMMF can tow you up!

Old-fashioned banter is so last year.

You've got to get with new-fangled banter if you want to be on-trend ;)

I'm happy to tow - my hillclimbing training has been a total washout this year :(

I heard one of my old college friends trying some of that new-fangled banter in a pub near Brick Lane's famous Brick Lane the other night… what a wanker!

:^]

And peace and harmony is once again restored to the forum...:)
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Oi Scott, I ride an old Raeigh kids' bike! (Perhaps that's precisely what you mean though.. eh, eh? EH?) Hah! :p

As if i'd ever disrespect the person that bought me my very first Gin and Tonic...x

newfangledbantergers. hate em. hate em all.

I was actually referring to the 'old fashioned banter' that will be previewed in the up-coming London fashion week and will be bang-on trend for autumn/winter 09/10.

And referring to the wheeling problem on my budgie, I've got it booked into Brick Lane Bikes (which BTW is my Mecca, I can be seen praying the 5 times a day like all good bike fashionista's to the all-mighty twin gods of Velocity and Aerospoke). Sorry about the digression there.

Anyway BLB are extending the top tube putting wheelie bars on back. Then it will be the fast open road machine i've dreamt of all my life.

See....now you're getting it...piss taking and sarcasm will stand you in far greater stead on here than Langster hating...;)

newfangledbantergers. hate em. hate em all.

i am past hating them - an individual choice. i have opted to roll this shit way back and go retro. i now spit a Bernard Shaw Victorian Cockney slant. puts me out there. it will be all the rage next year. i am just ahead of the game

oh dear isn't that what Russell Brand's been affecting already?

Is adoring him still on trend, by the way? If it's not then can I stop now?

i give it about the same trend life time as the arrospok wheel. 2-3 weeks, maybe. :D

i am past hating them - an individual choice. i have opted to roll this shit way back and go retro. i now spit a Bernard Shaw Victorian Cockney slant. puts me out there. it will be all the rage next year. i am just ahead of the game

fuck off newbie, Samuel Pepys FTW

SPOTTED:

as I was leaving the post office in wimbledon on foot, opposite the wankabout pub. some bald geezer on chrome bike with blue anodised drop bars, green top I think.

blasting along with all the souplesse of a chimp with a firecracker up it's arse.

I've seen the same bike strapped to a car roof before round the same area. who are you sucker? you need to drop your saddle 5-10mm

Was that you I saw again last night Clefty, green Chrome bag? I promise I'll say hello next time!

Also, who did I nearly crash into last night in Brixton? BSA frame with yellow tires?

Possibly
Would have been later than usual, around 10.30-11 I think, I have a khaki chrome bag
I had a big fuck off batman beam on the front so if you did spot me and I was coming towards you, you are probably blind now.

It's not Langsters I hate, it was just his choice of langster.

Really an NY Langster in dear old Londuinium a bit of me died inside when I saw it. It will never come back now, it's gone. Gone for ever, like Jim Davidson's career.

Personally if one is to be crude and ride a something other than a Langster & Langster London, could I recommend the Langster LA or Porn Ride. It has a rather nice candy pink double ended dildo for bars, very accommodating furry cups for your feet and likes be taken both ways due to it's freewheel and fixed hubs.

SPOTTED:

as I was leaving the post office in wimbledon, opposite the wankabout pub. some bald geezer on chrome bike with blue anodised drop bars, green top I think.

blasting along with all the souplesse of a chimp with a firecracker up it's arse.

I've seen the same bike strapped to a car roof before round the same area. who are you sucker? you need to drop your saddle 5-10mm

this is what you get when RPM can't catch up with you

I was on foot, and crossing the road. muppet.

you should lose the attitude and ride.

I feel sullied. RPM on foot.

I bet he was muttering.

I feel sullied. RPM on foot.

I bet he was muttering.

look, if you must have every detail, I had walked 50 yards from work to the post office to post the company return. when i came out, I spotted the chromium monkey doing the jitterbug down the high st. I was whistling "double barrel".

SPOTTED dick and custard in a nice while bowl available in pubs all over london.

Yes, the autumn menu is here, time to get out the old windstopper and start layering up.

Hopefully the summer cyclist will hang up their wicker baskets again and stop pushing in at lights. What's with that?