Spotted...

Unlike your bike eh?

No, like his sex life...

Boom zing pow!

^^asked for it

Walkenger this morning, and I saw something incredible on the way to the office.... An absolutely enormous streak of wet dog shit on the floor and next to it was another lump with a visible HANDPRINT in it. This was followed by a couple of random marks and streaks a few feet further down the road.

This faecal crime scene vividly depicted some poor woman slipping viciously on a pile of dog shit with one foot, and in a futile attempt to keep her balance landing on the floor with her hand in another lump of sloppy poo.

How do I know it was a woman?... 10 feet down the road was a discarded, shit-covered, ladies jacket.

How was your morning?

Made my day. Well done.

green bob jackson with rear mudguard, white and black cork tape and a mean trackstand at the bottom of latchmere road at just before 9 this morning. On here?

Yes - that's me. Hello! What bike were you on? I'll keep an eye out for you next time...

the tandem mandem (tibbs and hattie) walking their wounded machine round my ends earlier.

sorry i said i would come to the pub, i wasn't lying, i believed it at the time.

Yes - that's me. Hello! What bike were you on? I'll keep an eye out for you next time...

First successful spot! Was on the black BLB track with black Cinelli tape and nitto bulls next to you. Ride that route every day to work albeit usually a touch earlier than that. You went straight over the bridge but i head right at the second set of lights and cut up over the Albert bridge instead. Tidy trackstand btw

Walkenger Wools kicked by a blonde lady near London Bridge at 23:00.

Hats this morning walking to Denmark Hill station. Felt like I'd gone through a traumatic divorce.

And does anyone ever see the Walworth Black Ninja? Black dude, dressed in all black including face mask on a black track bike with deep black rims.

racist

I've seen a black guy in black Rapha on a black de stickered Planet X carbon in Lewisham a few times.

That might be the guy. Does he have a MK Sub-Zero steez about him?

See that guy heading south in morning near london bridge quite a lot

who is Backsplash?

Hats this morning walking to Denmark Hill station. Felt like I'd gone through a traumatic divorce.

I love that we've spent so much time on the tandem that we've completely coordinated our movements even when we're not on it.

Glad to see you were as on time as I was...

Nobody really. Don't get out much.

Fixed ride is a Green and Yellow Bob Jackson, Geared Blue 90's Derosa with Modern 105. Can be seen on the Greenwich, Deptford, London Bridge route most days.

And does anyone ever see the Walworth Black Ninja? Black dude, dressed in all black including face mask on a black track bike with deep black rims.

I see him pretty much every day, at various points between my house and my office. We clearly have inverse commutes.

purple fixed with front hed 3 locked up on rathbone street and some other fixed and single speed also

Who owns the Cincelli at sheppards bush station yesterday?

Jiggly puff

Nobody really. Don't get out much.

Fixed ride is a Green and Yellow Bob Jackson, Geared Blue 90's Derosa with Modern 105. Can be seen on the Greenwich, Deptford, London Bridge route most days.
You park in the basement? I think ive posted about your bike on here before.

Nobody really. Don't get out much.

Fixed ride is a Green and Yellow Bob Jackson, Geared Blue 90's Derosa with Modern 105. Can be seen on the Greenwich, Deptford, London Bridge route most days.

Ah sorry, I missed a couple of pages, I thought you might live with him or something.

Sadly haven't got parking rights, was in basement during the Olympics. Across the road mostly.

Live with Iain?.....sadly not.