Spotted...

with a creepy smile and cheeks that are two shades too red?

That was EXACTLY my thought when I saw him!!

It's the beard isn't, I'm getting the Grecian 2000 out tomorrow. Or do you want to sit on my knee and ask for a present? Cos I'm not sure you've been a good boy.

Or do you want to sit on my knee and ask for a present?

http://present.urbanup.com/4451137 ??

It's the beard isn't, I'm getting the Grecian 2000 out tomorrow. Or do you want to sit on my knee and ask for a present? Cos I'm not sure you've been a good boy.

I'd crush you if i did.

The foxy Miss Sockxy

Lovely to see you! Hope I didn't slow you down too much!

Don't know what you're talking about

Change the record

You think you can throw your weight round now you're married?!

Journey home made slightly more pleasant by brief encounter with Brun.

This.

Some fat cunt, single speed, pretending they were hip, rad, or some shit, passing this close between me and another fellow cyclist patiently waiting at the lights by Brixton town hall.

You fat fucking cunt.

sorry gaffer…

snigger

You think you can throw your weight round now you're married?!

I'm not sure how me being married is relevant to you not understanding any cultural reference ever? Did you grow up in a cupboard?

the two fine gentlemen that are dooks and jdsh. morning fellas

I'm not sure how me being married is relevant to you not understanding any cultural reference ever? Did you grow up in a cupboard?
Narnia?

Don't know what you're talking about.

I'm not sure how me being married is relevant to you not understanding any cultural reference ever? Did you grow up in a cupboard?
alice in wonderland

Don't know what you're talking about

I'm not sure how me being married is relevant to you not understanding any cultural reference ever? Did you grow up in a cupboard?
old mother hubbard?

jaygee and object in full roadie douche mode last night

Tantalisingly close to the warmth of a pub for the post ride pint.

Don't know what you're talking about

i knew that was where you were heading and was very tempted to turn right around

Guy near worlds end estate on grey frame w/carbon forks that said hello today - sorry; I'm not sure if I actually responded or not; I wasn't being rude - had only been awake for about 10 mins & mind/mouth function wasn't fully operational - Hi!

lovely yellow to purple fade lo-pro by the old vic.

was going to complement your ride, but our paths diverged. nice.

then another puncture. MUST put on a new tyre this weekend.

old mother hubbard?

she went to an empty cupboard, she didn't live in there.. Dog killer.

A dude this morning on tower bridge, chastising(sp?) a guy on a plug into apologising to a driver after clipping a car with his lock. Good work!