Spotted...

Skully in the departure lounge at Gatwick airport. How fucking weird. Have fun in Pisa!

Skully in the departure lounge at Gatwick airport. How fucking weird. Have fun in Pisa!

I saw him and said hello at East Croydon this morning, his family must have loved all the cyclists chatting to him

Why was there some cunt with a megaphone calling out from his car on Tooley Street / London Bridge this morning?
I wonder if its the same cunt who uses that megaphone on his bike along that route...

That guy needs to eat that 'phone

Another one on Great Dover Street with a fucking whistle.

Dude, if you had crossed my path, being my right of way, and me at speed, that whistle would not have given you a cloak of invinsibility... And i would have proved it to you by making you eat it.

I wonder if its the same cunt who uses that megaphone on his bike along that route...

That guy needs to eat that 'phone
What does the bloke on the bike say?

Cunt in car is shouting out that cyclists should use the cycle lane.

Normally things like

Im a twat and need to be beaten*

I love onions*

I like to lean*

Im an arsehole*

*these may be only heard by everyone else and not actually spoken

But I think its something similar. Fucking Idiot

He shouts shit like "please move out of the way, its for your own safety!" whilst he is jumping red lights.

He also berates people who act in a manor that displeases him.

I havent seen him for over a week now, fingers crossed something bad has happened to him.

If he's got a car then something bad has happened to all of us.

What are the rules about using a megaphone while driving? Is it the same as using a telephone? Are all phones treated equally? What about francophones?

my new favourite, spotted a few times on priory lane

rather weathered old gent with a thousand yard star on a very creaky mtb wearing a proper darth vader helmet

What does the bloke on the bike say?

Cunt in car is shouting out that cyclists should use the cycle lane.

Read the highway code you imbecile.

That's not a nice thing to say to TW2 and you should apologise at once.

He shouts shit like "please move out of the way, its for your own safety!" whilst he is jumping red lights.

He also berates people who act in a manor that displeases him.

I havent seen him for over a week now, fingers crossed something bad has happened to him.

See it would be funnier if he said things like good morning, nice shoes,where did you get them from, you are looking great today.

That's not a nice thing to say to TW2 and you should apologise at once.

Shut it you. (its to the imbecile with the megaphone as everyone here know the advice about bike lanes)

Cram it, cuntbag. I'll take no instructions from a man who doesn't punctuate his sentences.

Spotted KattieP again at E&C this morning filtering through traffic - didn't get chance to say hi!

Also chatted to a chap called Rupert (RWN on here but probably got it wrong). Nice to meet you buddy!

Hello again and likewise.

Oh, and in my annoyance for whistleboy and megaphone man, i forgot to say : HI CLEFTY!!!!

Lovely to see you :-)

Spotted the Fietser velomobile and owner outside the Eagle Pub Shepherdess walk on Sunday afternoon. Good chatting to you mate.

Saw this whizzing past LMNH on Sunday too.

Ha, i remembered correctly, mustnt have been as sleepy as i thought this morning.

Hello again and likewise.

You're having a day of it aren't you mate?

Oh, and in my annoyance for whistleboy and megaphone man, i forgot to say : HI CLEFTY!!!!

Lovely to see you :-)

lol...

Fortunately i didnt see megaphone man. He just annoys me.

Hello. Where were you?

Lolabelle this morning. Sorry for the lack of skid, UNCLIP FAIL!

The other side of the road near Westfield, saw a deep deep rim and gumwall tyre out the corner of my eye and then recognized the rest of the bike!

Butters or someone who looks exactly like him going up Camden Road, we did a look. I was on a yellow bike with a basket.

Fade (or his double). On Great Dover Street. At about 5.55pm.

Object heading Brixton-wards at 6pm. He was long gone before it occurred to me to stop admiring his riding skillz and request a skid instead.