Spotted...

Meant to post last week, waved at a shark pitted rider by clapham... I was similarly decked out... Was riding my polo bike so must have been Monday or Wednesday, you on here?

Also think I saw digger coming up to morden roundabout on Saturday around 4ish?

Yeah, that was me, would've been on a black dolan. We've met heading Morden way before but I didn't initially recognise your bike. It was a polo rig, pompino I think?

supercute hipster messenger chick on a geared merkx somewhere between soho and covent garden around 2pm

id like to marry you
That's not creepy at all.

Oh, no.

Yeah, that was me, would've been on a black dolan. We've met heading Morden way before but I didn't initially recognise your bike. It was a polo rig, pompino I think?

Yep pompino's are the cheap polo rig of choice... Cool.

Think I spotted ed this morning in balham clapham way heading towards Wimbledon? Except more suave looking than when I'be seen him before! :)

2 Arab kids riding creates dangerously through regents park, nearly hit me blue and my friends are they on here? Probably not.

Are A-rabs the new 5th Floor?

Seriously, this is the 3rd or so post I've seen of them incurring the 'wrath' of the forum. Why couldn't they have just been regular asshole kids. Don't really need to know that they're IC6 males, unless we're forming a posse to enforce vigilante justice (I don't join posses on Wednesdays if we are)

PEACE

Chap on the grey Mercian with leather bar tape, rolled up jeans heading South down Walworth road yesterday evening. Going in a straight line might be easier if your knees weren't as far apart as humanly possible, your top half didn't bounce around like there was 90's techno in the background and if you were able to hold your handlebars without twisting your hands 180 degrees.

Monstrous nodder peloton round E&C yesterday, thankfully they were mostly Kennington bound.

Are A-rabs the new 5th Floor?

Question from Family Fortunes: "Name a dangerous race" BUZZZ! "The Arabs"

In other spotting news: I keep seeing a chap on what I think is a de-badged/decal'ed white Leader, with blue (?) risers, v stubby/chunky stem. You have a beard and a Bern-esque lid. You always seem very chilled and give a knowing look/nod when our paths cross. I generally see you on crossing Holloway Road presumably on the way to work, but spotted you last Friday going down Roseberry Ave at about 5pm and this morning poss saw you again track standing like a boss at the junction of Hornsey Road and Tollington Road.

After all that effort you must be ON HERE.

Are A-rabs the new 5th Floor?

Seriously, this is the 3rd or so post I've seen of them incurring the 'wrath' of the forum. Why couldn't they have just been regular asshole kids. Don't really need to know that they're IC6 males, unless we're forming a posse to enforce vigilante justice (I don't join posses on Wednesdays if we are)

PEACE

but why conceal observations such as race, gender etc when being purely descriptive?

Forgot to say I saw a Polo player on Probyn road in Tulse hill last wek. Was with my child and buggy, shouted DAS but my son misinterpreted this and did one himself... Smelly

but why conceal observations such as race, gender etc when being purely descriptive?

I know what you mean, but would it not be enough to just say they were being dicks? How is their gender (left out in this instance, but would it have been mentioned if they were girls, and why am I assuming they were blokes anywau) and race beneficial to the story? I don't get how this additional information is of any help. Not trying to call anyone out, or put anyone on blast so I'll leave it.

ONE

Polo Bike with front disc this morning on Newington Butts. Was about to DAS you but you did a small one up to the lights anyway!

If it was a brown Pompino at about 0830, that would be me.

It would certainly be weirder if it were two Thai ladyboys (sorry, transgenders?) running red lights while shouting "Insha'Allah!". The little details make the story.

Might be some very familiar faces on Eurosport in a minute.

Spoke too soon. Velocio and Jonny were sat right behind James Richardson but bottled it and moved. Think I heard them mumbling something about makeup.

3 oriental kids on fixie skidders, one was a dolan, one had doublespok.
sketchy trackstanding attempts then red light running across baker street at around 6pm last night.
kids need to learn to ride first then get lairy bikes.. not vice versa.

Saw loads of honky dudes with shit facial hair riding Charges in zones 1-2. Probably on here.

Saw loads of honky dudes with shit facial hair riding Charges in zones 1-2. Probably on here.

Reported for sexism.

Spoke too soon. Velocio and Jonny were sat right behind James Richardson but bottled it and moved. Think I heard them mumbling something about makeup.

our people hadn't finished going through the fine print for our appearance money so had to bail

Envious squint at the hoards watching the tour at Look Mum earlier on way to a meeting. Did I spot a skin suit or was one adventurous chap in full buffty?

^haha jaysus

^^^^^^ east asian, if you must

you might offend an american otherwise (have had some very strong reactions in my non-plussed 'defence' in the past)

I saw a white man cycling like an arab on jermyn street at 9.10 this morning. Could be ON HERE

some of my best friends are white

But I wouldn't let my daughter marry one.

Perhaps we should all start shouting "Insha'allah" at red lights. It could be the new RED.

I can't think of any reason why this would not catch on.

I spoke to a white person...

*reverse david cameron