Spotted...

You lot fucking love triathletes.

You're just too scared to show it.

Does look a bit like a forum ride

Womens 2010 Hyde Park T1.avi - YouTube

And im going to ride in as objectionable kit just to be scoffed at!

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Does look a bit like a forum ride

Womens 2010 Hyde Park T1.avi - YouTube

Rubbish, there wasn't a single person who got punched in the cock!

EDIT-Ooops it's the ladies one. insert facepalm.jpg

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been done! Should have seen my tan lines!

don't think they do one in Slevless™ anyway.
Ill cut them off... Easy.

^^that was my point, just couldn't be bothered to try and find the photo

oh sweet jesus - I bet he had that bit of back gape going on too reaches for gun

+1 When the sun came out briefly, immediately the roads were full of men with their t-shirts rucked up showing their spotty, hairy, sweaty back gapes. Many with added arse crack.

pukes

Nhatt in my office right now!

Does look a bit like a forum ride

Womens 2010 Hyde Park T1.avi - YouTube

Surely it can't save much time to have one of (both?) your shoes attached to the bike, what with the extra risk of crashing that seems to bring?

A roadie who was trackstanding pretty boss at the top of tooley street was going to compliment him on it until he unleashed a tirade of expletives at the people who deigned to still be crossing the road after the flashing green man had stopped for a single second. WAC

Ah well, doesn't it make you ever so nervous if you have to trackstand for ever so slightly longer than you actually can? ;)

And I thought we'd decided that you can't 'trackstand' on a geared bike? I think we haven't invented a word for it, though, have we? 'Roadstand'?

https://www.lfgss.com/thread50556.html

'be awesome' will suffice.
/can roadstand

Ah well, doesn't it make you ever so nervous if you have to trackstand for ever so slightly longer than you actually can? ;)

And I thought we'd decided that you can't 'trackstand' on a geared bike? I think we haven't invented a word for it, though, have we? 'Roadstand'?

by this point he'd got bored/was about to fall off so put his foot down anyway's.

peds crossing at those lights are a major pain in the arse but the situation really didn't warrant him bellowing "get out of the fucking way" at the top of his voice.

My mate who is a triathlete told me an awesome joke.

How do you know if there's a triathlete at a party?

They'll tell everyone in the room, that's how.

The only triathletes I know don't fit the stereotype. But the ones I see in the wild* do. A dilemma.

*reinforced by the fact that the ones don't fit the stereotype don't get clocked as triathletes. flawed, I know.

I thought triathletes only told jokes that come in three stages.

1. knock knock
   
   

"who's there"

1. Irma
   
   

"Irma who?"

1. Irma triathlete, let me tell you about it.
   

Suspicious. I was outside work anxious to get a pint.

I did wonder why you were spinning so much and hadn't changed gear.

I work just the other side of smithfields, will have to keep an eye out for you around there in future.

embankment was not fun on that middle gear that's fo' sho'

There were also a couple of lycra'd up chaps on the steps of monmouth with what looked like a couple of single speeds (both had rear brakes) and for that reason i dd t bother askin if they were forumengers though one looked familiar so i probably jus blanked someone i know (WAC)

Those chaps are always there in the morning, the grey bike is a stripped Pompino I think.

My brother and I - both on fixed. We are there most mornings... think I know who you are Dammit but never been sure enough to say hi. Give us a smile and we'll say hi (not meant to sound so creepy).

ah the rear brakes threw me.

I was the guy in the blue hoody with the brown wooly hat & trampy beard who sat on the bench to your right.

I'll be down there once a week at that time for my physio appointments so will say hi if i see you down there again.

Lesser spotted poloista Lebowski across tower bridge this morning, me heading north him heading south.
Long time no see...

itsbruce and his lilac-scented gazelle, gracing great portland street at lunchtime

I don't understand this phrase 'trackstanding like a boss.'

My boss can't trackstand.

I'm amazed he can do anything on that supermarket folder made of cheese.

I don't understand this phrase 'trackstanding like a boss.'

My boss can't trackstand.

I'm amazed he can do anything on that supermarket folder made of cheese.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/266/4/6/Opel_GSI_SUPERBOSS_by_basikdesign.jpg

I don't understand this phrase 'trackstanding like a boss.'

My boss can't trackstand.

I'm amazed he can do anything on that supermarket folder made of cheese.

A boss, not your boss

^no YOUR a boss