Spotted...

^^ Ha. That was me, Ben.. I should have waited till you were on the Boris Bike (complete with the snowboard you were carrying) and then given you a "Do A Slalom".

Haha yes, i shall wear my forum cap in France over the new year. BB + Snowboard = easier than expected. Few interesting looks from the plod though.

Nelaii last Friday at Dalston junction - hopefully see you at pizza next week
Lovely lady on a very pretty Colnago complimenting me on my Christmas bike this morning in Farringdon. On here? You wouldn't think it but the wind resistance from that tinsel is a bitch! The things I do to be festive.

Oh Hi! That was me :-) Wind resistance or not - it looks great, makes a nice sound too! I was actually thinking as I put my xmas decorations up that I should wrap tinsel around my toptube - think I might do that tonight! Tis the season to be jolly after all!

Me, this morning, spitting at (on?) a Moped courier who had just almost killed me by RLJing the hell out of the reds beside LMNH, I grumbled, he middle fingered then undertook me on the cycle lane followed by sudden halt. Fucker.

Post-spitting I felt deeply vindicated for about 5 seconds before realising what a terrible human being I've become. I blame the 1%.

So - is it ever a good idea to retaliate against flagrant douchebaggery? War stories? I know it never is, but... sometimes I can't help myself.

pfft.

i reckon that was first used in 2007

Hatbeard nergged too in that case.

I'd just parked my bike outside a house in a quiet street in Broccoli this morning and dialled the number of the chap for whom I was delivering a saddle when what should I hear but a growly voice from deep in the bowels of SE4 saying "Is that Paul?". Fair made me jump out of my skin. Imagine my surprise when a craggy figure emerged from beneath the ground bearing a fine smile and a carrier bag. For 'twas none other but Skully. Good morning to you.

Lots of cyclists merrily whizzing past me the other way while I miserably struggled against a massive headwind in Hyde Park. At one point it was so strong I stopped moving completely and nearly fell over. Bastard, bastard wind.

Hatbeard nergged too in that case.

I've never claimed arrospokalypse as one of mine.

'scumo' on the other hand is a HB original and I'll be demanding 50p for every usage of it from now on.

Scumo is passé, it's all about "Avelaner" now.

^v good

I'm not entirely sure, but it belongs to a kid here in SF who's a bit too... erm... 'solid' to be riding his track bike like it's a trials bike. My guess is one too many poorly executed wheelies or somesuch.

Arrospokalypse!

First use on the forum. TS comes second

It's war, the Arrospokalypse is upon us... We're all doomed...

Pre-SHFK by some margin.

Scumo is passé, it's all about "Avelaner" now.

that's 50p bitch.

6pt, arbitrator of the LFGSS quotation archives.

First use on the forum. TS comes second

Pre-SHFK by some margin.

a few spots on upper street and rosebery avenue between 8:30 and 8:45 this morning, anyone on here?

Scumo is passé, it's all about "Avelaner" now.

Love it!

Crispin Glover in Old Street this morning, nice to chat to you but briefly and very nice winter steed. Sorry if I wasn't making much sense, I'm nursing quite a bad white wine hangover this morning.

Damn, thought I made up scumo, but just checked and hatbeard indeed beat me by a few weeks.

Avelaner?

What forum goss am I missing here?

girl with rapha cycling cap on surly.
high street ken
8.30 am

Clara

Keith

Chap on a blue Ernie Roberts yesterday in Kingston.

Lovely bike

a few spots on upper street and rosebery avenue between 8:30 and 8:45 this morning, anyone on here?

I'm usually around Roseberry Ave about that time - stickered up Plug, sidis, messenger bag, purple LCEF cap - stripey socks this a.m?

Avelaner?

What forum goss am I missing here?

innit...#goss

Mark Cavendish. Walking past the masonic hall in covent garden #starstruck

Walking

fail.