Spotted...

I asked someone once, he said his missus made him wear it, so cycled away from the house wearing it then took it off when out of sight.

^ this is MY story, sumo poached it from me!

spoken like an old married couple. sweet.

missminniememouse is stealing my life

since meeting me she has got the same wardrobe, brake levers, handlebars, bar tape, pedals, rucksack and lights as me

the talented miss mousely

^^ You had me at 'Oi, I haz a Rapha discount code'

she's going to wallop you with an oar on lake como

she's going to wallop you with an oar on lake como

euph?

she's going to wallop you with an oar on lake como

I'll wallop you too if you don't shut it.

;)

is she going all 'single white band on the left arm with embroidered rapha logofemale'?

Joe Slain, on Atlantic Road, as I span home from Souths drinks along Coldharbour Lane. That was me yelling "Alright, Joe!"

Hey! :]

There is a logic to helmet no brakes. It goes if crash because I can't stop quick enough my head might be protected.

Spotted this morning west ham. Bianchi pista rider no brakes with freewheel. If you are on here i sigh at/applaud your courage. (no helmet by the way so the above logic was not being applied)

Spotted. A lot of bellend cyclists heading south from E&C roundabout. CARNAGE.

Apologies to the fluro lady I frightened on Barnsbury. I am definitely having thinking issues this morning. I saw a green light and went, didn't quite register it was in your favour not mine. On the up side there is something undeniably charming about being sworn at by posh people, made me feel... privileged.

nice little roll with sorethroat this morning up camberwell road. good chatting with you dude.

On the up side there is something undeniably charming about being sworn at by posh people, made me feel... privileged.

I was walking along the pavement outside london bridge on saturday when I reached a point where some wooden boarding had been put up and narrowed the path starting at the corner of some side street. coming from the other direction was a woman wheeling a wardrobe sized suitcase trolley type thing slap bang in the middle of the pavement leaving no room to go around either side. I stop and stand as far to my left as I could to let her past only to get a massive tut/sigh/exasperated gasp combo as she threw her non trolley dragging hand in the air and in the poshest voice I've heard in a long time scream at me "I'm TRYING to go ROUND THERE... for fucks sake!" indicating the corner I was standing at waiting for her to go around me.

quite how I was meant to gleam this from her walking along a straight pavement with no sign whatsoever that she was intending to turn a corner she was a good 6 foot away from when I stopped to let her and her ridiculous suitcase go past. I certainly didn't feel privileged to be abused for being polite and not trying to barge past her on the narrow pavement like 99.9% of other londers in fact it made me quite angry so she got a "what?! fuck off you dozy c**t" in my only used for swearing heaviest essex estuary accent.

wonder if she's on some equestrian 'my daddy bought me a pony' site now relating the tale of her encounter with a terribly awful poor person in london when she had to slum it because daddy forgot to send his driver to take her to the station.

#tl;dr

#csb

#rantingismytherapy

Classists, the lot of yous.

^ shut up and get a job you lazy shit

Ah, but that's unwarranted abuse HB. When you deserve it, when you've truly earned it, then that is what makes it taste so sweet.

is that so? right, I'm off to bait some toffs...

Where's Xander when you need him?

Bianchi pista rider no brakes with freewheel.

:-o

Apologies to the fluro lady I frightened on Barnsbury. I am definitely having thinking issues this morning. I saw a green light and went, didn't quite register it was in your favour not mine. On the up side there is something undeniably charming about being sworn at by posh people, made me feel... privileged.

am i posh enough to swear at you?

perhaps its how I get away with it here (or more likely enough people have me on ignore)

am i posh enough to swear at you?

If I said no would it make difference? And anyway, living in Chiswick doesn't make one posh, it just make the ride to the fried chicken shop longer.

nice little roll with sorethroat this morning up camberwell road. good chatting with you dude.

Nice to see you man. Surprised we don't cross paths more often.

roboto & hillbilly jimadoodle on LDN bridge

I no do a skid but I shouted fuck you, I think that's an acceptable substitution.

Older chap performing nonchalent seated track stands at the lights on CS7 up to Borough on an alloy Trek roadbike.

roboto & hillbilly jimadoodle on ldn bridge

i no do a skid but i shouted fuck you, i think that's an acceptable substitution.

y u no skid?!