Spotted...

HIllbilly this morning just south of elephant and a lovely green mercian with barber pole seat tube by southwark bridge

Who did I tell off for undertaking me on a corner today at Roseberry/St John St. ?

Own up :)

someone in my office has a foffa. they're really proud of it. I changed the subject

Tell me about it. People keep asking 'is that your new bike'.

Just left a massive dent on the side of a taxi driver.

Big heavy wooden box FTW.

(to be fair, he was doing those silly taxi manoverve by overtaking me with little room to spare)

Cunt didn't stop even with alarmed passenger, but that dent need fixing and panting, so it work out for the best.

^Have you considered cycle training ;)

^^You've been roboto'd

Was it a lamborghini?

Xander earlier this morning on Great Titchfield Street.

Yas and I were pushing our bikes after an earlier incident of mong proportions.

I see the same guy on my Blackheath to Bethnal Green commute most mornings. He is coming the other way - Isle of Dogs/Greenwich Foot Tunnel/Greenwich Park.

Has a variety of bikes including fixed/single speed, vintage geared and then what looked like a Look road bike today. He sports a blonde Captain Flashheart type moustache..

Anyone on here? It would be nice to say Hi.

A bobjackson with a foffa sticker on it.

Courier on TCR, blonde dreds, brakkless, massive earphones, foot retention consisted of plastic toe clips without straps. Life expectancy is short these days hmmm?

Spitting image of the one who stopped me to warn against the dangers of frame failure due to the location of my steerer tube spacers.
'lol'

A bobjackson with a foffa sticker on it.

What? :faceplonk:

And what's this about epic mong incidents? Hope you and the Swine are ok! xx

I spottted Laner last night...trailed him from E&C up the Smurf Highway towards Oval...did DAS him but I was ignored (and I think he was geared) scared the nodders a bit though!

A bobjackson with a foffa sticker on it.
was it a silver one with pink bits that looked like a create/unipack?

What? :faceplonk:

And what's this about epic mong incidents? Hope you and the Swine are ok! xx

I spottted Laner last night...trailed him from E&C up the Smurf Highway towards Oval...did DAS him but I was ignored (and I think he was geared) scared the nodders a bit though!

I bent Pauls back wheel with my knee. :/

was it a silver one with pink bits that looked like a create/unipack?

It was white with blue decals i think, but i remember it having a pink bit. It had a tokyo fixed sticker on it too.

Ah hello TS & Yas! What mong event happened?
A guy on a grey fixed bike drafted me down regents park this morning. It was a fun roll in!

I spottted Laner last night...trailed him from E&C up the Smurf Highway towards Oval...did DAS him but I was ignored (and I think he was geared) scared the nodders a bit though!

Oops! Didn't hear you.

Skydancer at the end of my road this morning (he'd just cycled past my house). Nice to do some of my commute with you Sir.

Need forum shorts and shoes...

Hell can we go the rapha condor route and have an Lfgss bike? Lfgss langster?

foffa or gtfo

Gotta be a LFGSS Create.

Or unicycle.

Or Penny Farthing.

LFGSSpok

due to an unplanned deflation I took the road bike today with forum cap (I wasn't going to change it, was running late). Northside of tower bridge, someone had a really good long look at the cap then the dérailleur then the cap again

Anyone here?

Not me

Me neither, never go anywhere near tower bridge in a morning. Besides which, I'd have recognised the beard, and the legs.

So that's 2 down, 25708 to go.

Wasn't me either! If it were me I would have at least shouted "do a gear shift" or something

Had one of those embarrassing but amusing mutual "should I shout DAS or not?" moments on the way south through Brockley this evening when I saw a polo bike being ridden northwards by a GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD under a cap that was not a hatbeard cap. Hi anyway, from the baldy chap with feeble stubble and brooks shirt riding a sit-up-and-beg Kona.

^ Chukker?

Just saw a guy riding up the hill along Shenfield high St Essex, red fixed with black flat bars. I waved but I think you were too cool to respond