Spotted...

Some bloke shouting 'Slack chain!' at me on the Effra Rd/Water Lane crossing in Brixton.
Yes, yes very clever young man. Actually, you're right though.. it is a bit. Morning!

Some fucking nodder with all his hi-vis and shit shouting "shit, that was close" as I turned and trackstanded half the carriageway away from him to let him go through before turning right.
"No it fucking wasn't" was my reply.

trackstood?
did a trackstand?

'trackedstandedood'

Better safe than sorry.

Trackstooded, shirley.

trackstandering

TrackXandering

Trackslandering (I think this is what DJ does)

Yeah 'tis one of my many items for sale!

I shouted a quick morning to you whilst avoiding the maniac ambulance driver who couldn't decide which side of the bus he wanted to be!

Ahh beaten to it! An early bike shop/bakery run for me, a wheel on the back for you. One of yours or a present for someone else? Also saw a black frame with trispok riding up Bellenden.

Trackslaining, it's what the cool kids do.

Trackslandering (I think this is what DJ does)

Trackslaining

^ It's not the same as you are allowed to touch ground. And you don't need to seat on the bike.

trackstandering

TrackXandering

Trackslandering (I think this is what DJ does)

Trackslaining, it's what the cool kids do.

Fail. It was about the past participle form of 'to trackstand', not about a possible continuous form. :)

But a little game of word association never goes amiss :-)

Fail. It was about the past participle form of 'to trackstand', not about a possible continuous form. :)

But a little game of word association never goes amiss :-)

It did here. :)

cackle

Fail. It was about the past participle form of 'to trackstand', not about a possible continuous form. :)

have trackstood, based upon the root verb of 'stand'.

I was assuming that they were constructing possible gerund nouns.

virgil 'the brixton crusher' tibbs leaping out at me like some kinda drug... crazed... drug man, man from behind a bus outside beelixton choob last night. the dapper shirt and trousers threw me for a moment i must say. howd the court appearance go?

I got this too, the smiling man had made it to Stockwell Road by this point. I'd just assumed Friday Prayers had started early.
#insidiousracism

oi snowy you slacker, i loves a drive by high 5! fail.

Sorry Brendan, I'd been in a meeting for hours and was having that internal dialogue of "Ken's Fish Bar, or Ollies, Ken's Fish Bar, or Ollies, Ken's Fish Bar, or Ollies" and that was all my mushy pea sized brain could cope with. I'll leave a hand out next time.

Then what appeared to be JC's father in Ollies. Along with a massive halibut.

Chips portion was all lies.

Chap riding in a circle at the traffic-lights to avoid putting his foot down, most bizarre, as was his entire avoidance of trackstandaneeringism

Too discomfused to recoglise

Dim3 at Berlin before SE yesterday

Good to see you too. loved your new Cannondale. Ah and it wasn't Berlin - it's Prague ;)

oi snowy you slacker, i loves a drive by high 5! fail.

hehe, how many other drive by spots have you had this week?

I suspect he just leaves one hand hanging there in expectation.

Oh and a polite bloke on a black GT this morning - South Lambeth Road. And Ciaran on a BMX on Cold Harbour Lane the other day.

This is why I don't visit the spotted thread, it turns me into a salivating Pavlov's Dog.

Lovely Red & Chrome Cinelli yesterday at the pedestrianised bit of Railton Road - the two of us somehow managed to trigger the light sensitive traffic lights and stopped the junction for us.

Spotted - train full of cunts, as I rode my sweet ride past vauxhall station just after 11pm last night.

Spotted - train full of cunts, as I rode my sweet ride past vauxhall station just after 11pm last night.

How do you know they were cunts?