Spotted...

Fixie skidder getting punched on the Beeb breakfast feature about cycling with video cameras to record road rage. Forumenger?

bbc presenter reading out rant'y email from viewer on same program calling for all cyclists to stop riding into groups of pedestrians all the time and be tested and licensed before being allowed to ride on the road. was just the thing to wind-up every wanker with a chip on their shoulder about cyclists just before they get into their cars and go onto the road this morning. thanks for that...

Guy with an orange cycling cap on London bridge this morning heading South - two peds got in your way crossing the road halfway accross the bridge. You shouting "Move outta the way, there's a crossing at both ends you cunt" or something to that effect. Made me laugh out loud!

bbc presenter reading out rant'y email from viewer on same program calling for all cyclists to stop riding into groups of pedestrians all the time and be tested and licensed before being allowed to ride on the road. was just the thing to wind-up every wanker with a chip on their shoulder about cyclists just before they get into their cars and go onto the road this morning. thanks for that...

ah - missed that bit. Good old bbc balance.

Can all you cunts with disco rave settings on your "fucking blinding light" stop setting them to epilepsy inducing spaz out? How the fuck are you supposed to see properly? With that shitty little cateye that's also on but not spazzing out?
Fuck's sake. All of you. Try, setting the softer one to "finding the photosensitive amongst the population" and the bright one to "ah, I can fucking see at last".

Morning, Damo!

I saw him on Tooley Street, but there was no shouting, no LOLing :(

Guy with an orange cycling cap on London bridge this morning heading South - two peds got in your way crossing the road halfway accross the bridge. You shouting "Move outta the way, there's a crossing at both ends you cunt" or something to that effect. Made me laugh out loud!

bbc presenter reading out rant'y email from viewer on same program calling for all cyclists to stop riding into groups of pedestrians all the time and be tested and licensed before being allowed to ride on the road. was just the thing to wind-up every wanker with a chip on their shoulder about cyclists just before they get into their cars and go onto the road this morning. thanks for that...

That is fucking exactly right as well! First light morning, first traffic chaos. Motorists and to be honest, quite a few cyclists all acting like prats. Hope the two cyclists I saw on the ground are OK and that the accident at Kennington Park traffic lights was not fatal, whatever happened.

Ok, so who's responsible for the 'Do a skid!' note left on my bike at QM? Tony? Made me smile.

guilty as charged. i got around a bit yesterday because work was dull. relatedly, Sumo, i would have said hi but was on a mission to pick up a pile of (inevitably dire) first year essays to mark --> not in a good mood.

Also spotted a geared red/yellow lo-pro with TT bars outside QM geography dept this morning. Sexy, but mad saddle-to-bar drop. proper bonkers.

Spied an old vintage looking frame in a kind of goldy beige with "cut and flipped drop" bullhorns locked up by st Pauls tube, been locked in the same place for the past week or so. It has the tiniest cog i've ever seen, albeit with a fairly small chainring too, someone on here?

Had to do some work in Hackney this morning so popped up on my bike. Couldn't not believe the number of dickheads I saw en route with "individual" yet essentially identical bicycles.

guy with a brakeless emerald green mercian with black taped drops at old street roundabout weaved with you in traffic till kingsland road

Thats was me rushing home. Were you on the white flecked paint bike with footstraps?

Had to do some work in Hackney this morning so popped up on my bike. Couldn't not believe the number of dickheads I saw en route with "individual" yet essentially identical bicycles.

"individual yet essentially identical bicycles" ?
What do you mean?

Had to do some work in Hackney this morning so popped up on my bike. Couldn't not believe the number of dickheads I saw en route with bicycles just ike mine.

ftfy ;)

Some dude gave me a cheeky shile as they overtook me on the OKR roundabout. White/rust beater, wide un taped risers/ mud guard. Hiya!

Guy on a tall bike cycling east on Trinity Road this morning. That made me smile!

ftfy ;)

Ha ha! Was on the pompino so was able to feel smugly anti-hipster :)

i hope people have enough attention to detail to spot the difference between a '=' and a '≈'.

= ~ ≈

spotted 6 forumeanger, I says forumeanger, they're wearing the dodgy LFGSS cap, I love the fact they all blanked me probably because I'm not on a fixie skidder, hah (heading South on the Superficial Highway)

4 of you need cycle training.

2 of you need to stop shouting at peds who have the green light.

Tika going down Pitfield St, you had your game face on.

possible forumenger rlj'ing oxford circus last night - mate, if you're going to run lights, at least do it at a fair enough clip to not get caught slap bang in the middle of traffic going with the lights, and don't give me a disdainful 'tchoh' when i tell you to move your fucking arse. silly boy.

The undertaking idiot riding a raleigh conversion on Brixton road this morning all the way to E&C. Your helmet and flouro backpack aren't much use if they don't stop you from riding like a twat!

So much aggression on this thread.

I commute Hackney to Old St so see too many fixed and singlespeed riders to make note of them all. But one chap this morning on a black fuji track wearing a black Rapha jacket/jersey overtook (in a perfectly sensible manner) and turned back as if to say something but didn't.

I can't take the suspense... what were you about to say?

The undertaking idiot riding a raleigh conversion on Brixton road this morning all the way to E&C. Your helmet and flouro backpack aren't much use if they don't stop you from riding like a twat!

Ah, I met him yesterday. Headphones in too.

But I saw you riding past San Marino last night. One of the few people on the forum with a saddle too low...

DO A SKID!!! is what he should have said!!!

Ah, I met him yesterday. Headphones in too.

But I saw you riding past San Marino last night. One of the few people on the forum with a saddle too low...

I saw him at Tesco last night. What time of demon of the night can be in 2 places at once?

Ah, I met him yesterday. Headphones in too.

But I saw you riding past San Marino last night. One of the few people on the forum with a saddle too low...

Yep, that's him with the headphones in.

Yeah, my saddle height is a constant shame to me and my family. The seatpost has seized and I set the height way back in my nodder days. Keep meaning to adjust it.