Spotted...

And not Prancer. He would never have apologised.

Too true, the only time I use sorry is to point out that Clive is a sorry excuse for a human being.

Andyp on blackfriars bridge road this morning.

Morning Ed, you were flying!

he never struck me as the passive type..

Multi Grooves doppelganger last night on Blackfriars Road, 90 seconds later The Original Multi Grooves on Blackfriars Bridge... Cue comedy double-take moment...

And on Sunday morning some fixie-skidder-twat sporting an afro doing a wheelie past Morleys in Brixton and losing it big-style... I'm the twat that yelled "Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!"... Then he fucked up some backwards circle at the lights... Funny bastard, totally brightened up my Sunday morning shopping trip... XD

Last night, about 7 o'clock - 2 guys (both on langsters - one definitely had a brown/red one with tiny bars) flying around the inner ring of Regents Park...

..and also another rider passing me on the outer ring, travelling north - blue rapha jersey and tt style bars or long bullhorns. It looked like you had a rear 650c wheel?! Or maybe your frame was just huge

Where were you? sorry I didn't see you, I rarely ever spotted anyone on my usual route.

You had just gone past balham tube heading north and I was heading south. I thought the lights were red, but they were green, so my slowing down and waving very quickly changed into a sprint.

If you go through there at that time i'm not surprised you don't see many people, the rush hour was pretty much over.

The scoble at balham, I waved... But you blanked me :-(

No-one recognises me unless I'm on my shitty polo bike!

Of course they recognise you, the enourmous ginger beard is kinda hard to miss, they just dont want to get sweated on

Velo Libre, Chancery Lane, just now

(Soon to be) pappa-Mashton at the Ritzy last night.
I'm expecting to come across an informative and indepth review for green hornet in film thread.

SniffySniffy on the Surrey Canal last night. I was dog-walkenging as usual and didn't notice you until you had just past (very bright front light). You were stopped for a while doing something but started back just as I got to you.

(Soon to be) pappa-Mashton at the Ritzy last night.
I'm expecting to come across an informative and indepth review for green hornet in film thread.

Orange Wednesday had everyone out to see that last night - Emily from the PR, Rosie from Rosie's Deli... and Papa Mashton - in fact that's very very soon isn't it?

My spot today - Joanna Lumley, without make up, about to do her weekly shop at Sainsbury's, Vauxhall. I did not see her kukri.

I've seen Lummers in Vauxhall Sainsburys too. She was buying bog roll last time I saw her. Yes she does buy quilted.

Me and a few other riders just saw/heard what we thought was an attempted bike jacking by five youths on Evelyn Street. To be honest, could have been five youths trying to force bikes to stop to get help for something but lets face it not that likely as a car would have been able to help too.

Hi to the rider with a beard on Deptford High Street with whom I had a quick chat about the possible jackin'

Gormley in Clapham on the road bike... Noice...

I live round the corner from that Sainsbury's. Never seen Lumley in there, but did spot Peter Stringfellow in there just before Christmas. He was with a much younger woman and spent an inordinate amount of time looking at ladies' shampoo (VO5 if I remember correctly).

joanna lumley lives about 10 doors down from me i spot her quite regularly!

Camping out at the bottom of someone's garden with binoculars is not the same thing as living 10 doors down from them.

Last night, about 7 o'clock - 2 guys (both on langsters - one definitely had a brown/red one with tiny bars) flying around the inner ring of Regents Park...

..and also another rider passing me on the outer ring, travelling north - blue rapha jersey and tt style bars or long bullhorns. It looked like you had a rear 650c wheel?! Or maybe your frame was just huge

Hey Dan, Langster riders were me and a pal! We hit Regent's tonight too and three guys rode past and checked we were ok as I was tightening the cleats on my shoes.

Also tonight, some dude flying and skid-stopping his nuts off down City Road with black and white bar tape and a maroon jacket.

Hey Dan, Langster riders were me and a pal! We hit Regent's tonight too and three guys rode past and checked we were ok as I was tightening the cleats on my shoes.

Also tonight, some dude flying and skid-stopping his nuts off down City Road with black and white bar tape and a maroon jacket.

Ah, I was stopping for drink/check phone on the inner circle - riding blue geared Eddy Merckx, wearing all black. You guys were really flying. I'd already done 45 miles and forgot to bring enough food, so was flagging a bit in the cold by then

londons famous joe on londons famous water lane outside a sweet shop. mercifully he saw fit not to punch me in the throat.

At about 8am this morning, I spotted someone weaving effortlessy in and out of the traffic on Philip Lane, very tall and lean, on a black bike and head to toe in black. I think you even had a black (or navy) messenger bag with a red stripe?

Me? Wobbling all over the shop on a Charge Plug, like I'd just got out of bed 5 minutes earlier and looking like I'd got dressed in the dark sigh

Nice to meet Clarion in Balham this morning.
I don't know what took me racing the guy on the stepthrough Ridgeback to Clapham South, it almost killed me...

londons famous joe on londons famous water lane outside a sweet shop. mercifully he saw fit not to punch me in the throat.

It's not actually a sweet shop, it's a front for an international arms dealership... Was stocking up on bazooka rockets... And a box of Smints... Good to see ya... :]

Nice to meet Clarion in Balham this morning.
I don't know what took me racing the guy on the stepthrough Ridgeback to Clapham South, it almost killed me...

Yes, good to see you. Sorry we weren't able to talk for longer*. Lovely bike.

• code for: I couldn't keep up up Balham Hill.
  

Skydancer, if you're wondering who shouted your name out on Calthorpe Street just passing through Gary's Inn Road, that was me, I didn't clock you in time until I notice the combination of the bald spot and flat bar Surly.