Spotted...

I met Madonna once. In New York. She introduced herself as Veronica.. It threw me for a sec. I was just about to say. "Nice to meet you but I'm waiting for Madonna..."

name dropper

terrifying. but what a dude.
in other news, i pass someone almost daily on my commute...
we usually meet on or near waterloo road, or around that mini roundabout before it (st. george's circus i think it's called, off borough road...?)
usually wearing an LFGSS cap - definitely has more than 1 bike - definitely seen him on a bianchi pista, and i think a blue something or other.
usually wears rolled up jeans.
sound familiar to anyone?
i'm the guy on the converted ribble road bike, mavic ellipse wheelset, usually campag cap.

... and brave, i got a great madonna/sean penn story:
my grandma used to live in madonna's apartment building in New York, and when I was about six my whole family went over to hers for thanksgiving dinner... in the elevator on the way down at the end of the night, sean penn and madonna walked in absolutely flipping their shits at each other in an argument. when we got to the ground floor, madonna stormed off, and sean penn turned, looked right in my eyes and said (i quote) - 'what the fuck are you looking at you little shit?'
true story.

Brilliant!

+1 good shit

I laughed my arse off at a guy on a moped last night. He was belting out "Never gonna give you up" all the way down OKR.. I thought it was a radio at first.. But as I caught him at every set of lights realised he was proper singing...

Simply fucking awesome.

that'd cheer anyone day up, even James.

While working at RSA about 10 years ago, I was one of the few people left in the building as everyone else had dissapered to some wanky awards show I answered the phone to some woman wanting to talk to Chris Cunningham (Madonna was seeing him at the time) I tald her he was not in and that he was at the award show. She asked me why I wasn't there and I told her I had to work. She didn't telm me who she was but told me it was not fair that I had to work when everybody else was getting pissed and having fun and that shed take me out when she was in town the following week. I thought she was just having a laugh and went along with it and told her my name.
Next week roles round and low and behold someone told me Madonna was asking for me in reception, we went drinks at Ronnie Scotts and she touch my knee (twice).

True Fax folks, I've been on a date with Madge.

She's such a slut

but top class story Tiles FT

@FT - rep, +1, FTW, etc.

Did she swallow?

Did you have to adopt a mockney accent to make her feel welcome?

Proper LuLz

While working at RSA about 10 years ago, I was one of the few people left in the building as everyone else had dissapered to some wanky awards show I answered the phone to some woman wanting to talk to Chris Cunningham (Madonna was seeing him at the time) I tald her he was not in and that he was at the award show. She asked me why I wasn't there and I told her I had to work. She didn't telm me who she was but told me it was not fair that I had to work when everybody else was getting pissed and having fun and that shed take me out when she was in town the following week. I thought she was just having a laugh and went along with it and told her my name.
Next week roles round and low and behold someone told me Madonna was asking for me in reception, we went drinks at Ronnie Scotts and she touch my knee (twice).

True Fax folks, I've been on a date with Madge.

That's a Madonna story.

No and neither did I wear a flat cap or barbour.

was it the same knee?

Yes, otherwise I would have written she touched my knees.

okay

okay

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While working at RSA about 10 years ago, I was one of the few people left in the building as everyone else had dissapered to some wanky awards show I answered the phone to some woman wanting to talk to Chris Cunningham (Madonna was seeing him at the time) I tald her he was not in and that he was at the award show. She asked me why I wasn't there and I told her I had to work. She didn't telm me who she was but told me it was not fair that I had to work when everybody else was getting pissed and having fun and that shed take me out when she was in town the following week. I thought she was just having a laugh and went along with it and told her my name.
Next week roles round and low and behold someone told me Madonna was asking for me in reception, we went drinks at Ronnie Scotts and she touch my knee (twice).

True Fax folks, I've been on a date with Madge.
In the famous words of G - did you yentz her?

Was it a knee trembler?

saw ed scoble cycling down theobald road with a little trailer today

Was heading back to grab more boxes to move.

Yes, otherwise I would have written she touched my knees.

ha.

create and spok - i love that shit!