Spotted...

Spotted a quite decent amount of peleton lost, they were hanging around cleaning their tongues to each other feet, apparently they were preparing themselves for the christmas lunch, two of them holding a stix to each other's wives bum, the crowd seem to be full of joy!

All together they were sing a song how outstanding was hugetwin T.

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Spotted a quite decent amount of peleton lost, they were hanging around cleaning their tongues to each other feet, apparently they were preparing themselves for the christmas lunch, two of them holding a stix to each other's wives bum, the crowd seem to be full of joy!

All together they were sing a song how outstanding was hugetwin T.

What is this devilry?

Oh and I saw a group at about 830 with 1 carrying his steed on a borris bike. All on fix skidder bikes. Near lmnh.

Well that was fun.

Getting beaten up by 3 yoof from a BMW in the middle of theobald road at the junction of Gary inn road was just the ticket I need.

Boy those yoof are really appalling at the process of inflicting harm upon my person with their fists.

^yeah, was fun, now careful, don't troll.

Shit man! are you ok? Didn't catch a reg plate did you?
Wields d-lock in the air

You ok Ed?

Sorry Ed, misinterpreted you post... didnt realise they beat you up! Thats fucking horrible.

Oh I'm fine now, couple cut, some bruised to the head and a sore back, but god they're really bad at fighting, you know the usual, coward who only fight in number.

anyhow, already been to police station, wrote down statement (by officer), lady solicitor was at scene and act as witness and taxi drivers gave me information, the officer told me result is very conclusive and there's no doubt about it being their fault.

One thing i can says that proven really helpful is the LFGSS accident card that helped me remember what to do in cause of accident, no matter how much you know, you will and I mean WILL forget what to do had it not been for the card.

Will PM'd Velocio about picking up more of those and giving them to the trainee I'm teaching cycle training too, they're extremely useful.

to cut a long story short, let says i happen to be on their way and they got out to beat me up thinking I"m holding them up on purpose (was turning to gary inn road as they tried to overtake me and end up getting blocked) and got out of the car to give me a good kissing.

Don't think for a moment I haven't taken a photo (the yoofs was in the police van that just passed by as they tried to run back to the car and flee);

Did they lock them up??? Solid win there!

pretty much, it got a start, middle and end, almost like a pantomime when the 4 officer came out of the van as if they were commanded by Inspector Japp of Scotland Yard.

AFAIK, I seen them being held in the van, but that all I remember.

Heh, they tried to throw my bike at me, but they couldn't as it was the heavy town bike.

So, said yoots get out their bmw and proceed to beat you up. You then call the police who then come and nick them?
What actually happened?

Jesus! Glad you're alright, Ed... This beats DJ's altercations into a cocked topper...

That's really terrible, hope you will be fine, you seem OK physically after reading what you wrote, but that's a pretty traumatic thing to live!!

Thanks for the tip about the LFGSS card...

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Take care Ed. I'm away for a few days but text me if you need any help with anything.
Have a peaceful Xmas.

So, said yoots get out their bmw and proceed to beat you up. You then call the police who then come and nick them?
What actually happened?

they beat me up, run to the car and I ran and landed on their bonnet like a failed cop drama to prevent them driving away, just as the police van passed by witnessing the yoofs running back to their vehicle with me looking drowsy next to a bike lying on the middle of the road with my hearing aids and glasses all over.

Assault charges Ed... fuck em up!

Cunts...

Yup, go for it Ed. Hate to say it but 'Deaf cyclist attacked by youth in BMW" is kind of in your favour.

Take it easy Ed, my best wishes are with you.

1 series is a toy BM too...

Glad they got nicked and you're ok Ed. Hopefully it will make these pricks think hard about doing it again.

In other news.... spotted Konijn in Cycling Plus magazine in an article/interview on the art of cyclocross.

hey edscoble,

bad news to hear about that. but good news that you held your ground and you are ok.

lets hope the yoof boys sober up and start to learn to wise up. what is the betting they were illegal in some way or many.

is your bike ok ?