Spotted...

My mentor Teenslain on Brixton road giving sage advice.

"Do as I say, not as I do"... Here endeth the lesson... Good to see ya, buddy... :]

Do not make me stop working on my school work to bollocks you, buddy.

I know you're still a kid, but you are old enough to know better on here. Do not make me wrath you.

Lolz...

Do not make me stop working on my school work to bollocks you, buddy.

I know you're still a kid, but you are old enough to know better on here. Do not make me wrath you.

Im sorry, I didn't mean to offend.
goes off to sob in the corner of the room

Spotted Illy beneath some impressive facial hair this morning at St George's Circus.

mattbaddesigner going the opposite way to normal down the New North Road

Probably forgotten his lolcats...

Front basket on a lime green unipack...

OMDAYZ

serk.
from waterloo to oxford street. nice to see you.

Damo!

Thanks for saving me from the horror that is Torrington Place!

Skully. New Cross. Little chat before he took his OKR avoidance route..

I cycled the opposite way to Rob in Herne hill last night, only realised it was you at the last minute so didn't say hi. Then someone shouted do a skid at me when I was pegging it down Forest Hill road later that night...

me - getting just a sweaty on the tube as I would have on the bike. I hate the tube

Right, so who was the forumenger I was exchanging "could be on the forum" looks with when I was locking up outside costcutter on sidney street?

^ it's bollock. you bollock someone.

when you use bollocks, it's usually in the phrase "don't bollocks it up" or "that's a load of bollocks".

saying "don't make me bollocks you", sounds a bit pervy.
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I'm foreign, you muppet, I say what I like.

(although I have also noted and will not do it again. Is it also wrong to say "Bollox someone"?)

Yep - you bollock someone.

Bugger. It sounds like you people put an "s" on the end ofb bollock when you say it outloud.

I've been here 7 bleeding years and I'm still learning.

/bums a fag.

Bugger. It sounds like you people put an "s" on the end ofb bollock when you say it outloud.

Different:
To bollock someone, to be bollocked by your boss, "my boss bollocks me all the time", etc
or
to say something is a "load of bollocks", or "I couldn't skid stop in time so smashed into the back of the 55 and hurt my bollocks on the top tube"

Bugger. It sounds like you people put an "s" on the end ofb bollock when you say it outloud.

I've been here 7 bleeding years and I'm still learning.

"ah bollocks"
"fucking bollocks"

"i got bollocksed" - i got drunk
"i got bollocked" - i got told off

"ah bollocks" i thought as i headed into the back of bus, if only i wasn't so bollocksed i wouldn't have crashed into the back of the bus and smashed my bollocks on the top tube. and bollocksed my bike up. my boss is going to give me a right bollocking.

that's a big old pile of bollocks you're talking there damo.

to be sure.

stick it up your bollocks

^
keano.

misty eyed

I've been here 7 bleeding years and I'm still learning.

Don't worry, Nhatt, I've been here for 16 years and I'm still learning. :)

well as long as you never lean while you're learning...