Spotted...

Are you saying that you have a disability that doesn't allow you to carry tools?

Nhatt, I totally understand with an LBS, I'd be loath to lend stuff out willy-nilly, but not sure why a Halfords employee would really care if a spanner broke.
Anyway blah blah this is all a bit boring... Big 'plus 1' for joe_smith's moral of the story.
'minus 1' for catfood's bewildering blind person comment

Well, besides the fact he could get in trouble..
But yes, possibly dull but two of my pet peeved in one; rudeness and entitlement.

well tis seems to have devovled into a circle-jerk of self righteouss sanctimonious one-upmanship - sorry i even fucking mentioned it now.

Last time I went to Halfords the manager point blank refused to lend me his car for the weekend. I shall not be going there again, I can tell you that.

Should've gone to BC

Last time I went to Halfords the manager point blank refused to lend me his car for the weekend. I shall not be going there again, I can tell you that.

one less car.

sorry, one car fewer.

"or is it one fewer cars"?

no, that's not it.

can someone lend me a dictionary?

well thanks for the pro-tip, chuckles. what are you doing later today? yelling at blind folks who forgot their white pointy sticks in thier other trousers?

No, i'll just be at work til about 5.30 and then probably going to the pub after. Interesting suggestion though

Should've gone to BC

Shut Sundays and the Canadian witch works there.

'fewer' is used for discrete variables, 'less' for continuous, so "one car fewer" is technically correct.

thanks tramp balls.

Just saw a beautiful light metallic blue track bike by the crossroads in Camden Town. Drops, brown leather bar tape, Shamals(?), Brooks. etc. Very nice. Chap had a Knog cap.

Nice bike, sir.

I just sold my backpack to him - matt337. Indeed very nice.

Just now on Marylebone high st: no hair, beard, glasses, backpack and orange frame with flaccid mudguard

I just sold my backpack to him - matt337. Indeed very nice.

he's everywhere! he was in Ealing yesterday relieving me of lights

Either a courier or an A+ fakenger on Dalston Lane going down onto Queensbridge Road this morning, displaying the most ostentatious out-of-saddle pedalling style for the least actual acceleration I've ever seen. Straight styling.

Seven bicycle policemen ambling around Vauxhall Park. Seven!

"Officers"

Seven bicycle policemen ambling around Vauxhall Park. Seven!
ha! saw one riding the wrong way up a one way street, on a phone AND on the pavement this morning, thereby completing the 'do as i say, not as i do' trifecta.

you should have asked him for a spanner

I've tried that conversation - it led to a ridiculous argument that he was entitled to do things that the general public weren't.

And Brave, the ones in Brixton don't know one end of a spanner from the other. As the Witch will probably agree.

you should have asked him for a spanner