Spotted...

Saw some dude on a black track bike nearly get squashed into the gutter by a 67 bus on Stokie High St today. Nice ride. Shame about the bellend driving the bus.

spotted: no one. i was too busy admiring my clean chain.

more ss madness this morning, a light blue On One on Waterloo Bridge which from what I could see had a perfectly functioning cantilever back brake...apart from the fact that it had been unhooked, rendering it useless. Fair enough..if it's broken, get it fixed, if you've done that on purpose then maybe think about fixing your head, or preparing to do so in future!

oh and a friendly looking group of three riders on kennington road, not looking in a rush to get to work, hello there!

£1 fee for everyone mentioning SS/one brake from now on.

Being told by Keith Chegwin that I had I didn't have any brakes this morning whilst waiting at some traffic lights.

Shepherds Bush - home to the stars.

more ss madness this morning, a light blue On One on Waterloo Bridge which from what I could see had a perfectly functioning cantilever back brake...apart from the fact that it had been unhooked, rendering it useless. Fair enough..if it's broken, get it fixed, if you've done that on purpose then maybe think about fixing your head, or preparing to do so in future!

I've done that before if I've had to take the wheel off for something and then just forgotten to hook it back up. "WHEEEHEEE I LOVE GOING DOWN HILLS... but hmm i don't seem to be slowing down for this corner at the bottom the way i usually do... wait did i forget to replace the.. fffffffffuuuuuuu...". Happens, innit, some mornings. Did the owner of it have his helmet on the right way round, at least?

Cheggars plays popo.

He looked remarkably well for a man who used alcoholism to conquer being marriedto Maggie Philbin and Channel 5.

Being told by Keith Chegwin that I had I didn't have any brakes this morning whilst waiting at some traffic lights.

Shepherds Bush - home to the stars.

he probably nicked that routine as well.

£1 fee for everyone mentioning SS/one brake from now on.

yep. definitely.
no more, for the sake of fuck.

Keith Chegwin: "Didn't your Mum tell you that you need brakes on a bike?"
Me: "She also told me that meeting my heroes would leave me disappointed, so I'm alright meeting you."

The lights went green and he floored it to go a further 15 feet.

Are you sure? I can't trackstand for toffee.
It must have been an illusion or I was rolling very very slowly. Why didn't you shout.. ninja!...

I was on a bus at the time.

^^ clear RLJ from clefty!

Not even close anymore; to compete I'd have to be showing off a Jumpman back tattoo (no, really I saw this) and carrying a Macbook around the party to show people pics of my sick collection. :(

thought it was an ipad nowadays! Also saw some guy with the jumpman logo tattooed on both ankles! Silly billy!

^^^ it's on amber.. Move ahead rider..

£1 fee for everyone mentioning SS/one brake from now on.

Are we allowed to mention lack of foot retention? Yeah? Cool!

Beautiful Pat Hanlon track frame on Stoke Newington High Street this morning. I won't mention foot retention... :]

creepy...

(found in my spokes)

Some people just do not know how to say hello

yep. definitely.
no more, for the sake of fuck.

fair enough, point taken, it is getting pretty tedious all round you're right

creepy...

(found in my spokes)

Chris!

Me: "She also told me that meeting my heroes would leave me disappointed, so I'm alright meeting you."

If this is true, B&D's celebrity ripostes remain second to none...

Hitler, on a bus in Manchester.

Iz Thiz going to Hackney?

Sorry this link may have posted before but I only spotted it yesterday I found it looking for shorts for the Bicycle Film Club

Chets Roller race YouTube - Chet's Roller Crash

^^^ it's on amber.. Move ahead rider..

yeah, back in your (ASL) box Mattty!

bloke on white single-speed on-one with rigid forks bombing down college road past sydenham hill station.