Spotted...

liar!

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Farmer Glover, top of the beacon, Jun-09

Nah, I made like Teenslain and walked it

White Bianchi, 1 black spok, 1 white spok.
See it on Camberwell road all the time.
What baffles me is the lack of foot retention combined with the fact that his pedal stroke bottoms out about 4 inches below his feet, so he has to ride on tip-toes.

Highly probable he's on here, someone will probably tell me who it is in the next ten minutes.

Nah, I made like Teenslain and walked it

You fucker... Must spread reputation blah blah...

I will neg rep you next chance I get... I feel a neg repping frenzy coming on...

I spent ages honking at Velo Libre today outside the Grand Union.
The fucker didn't even get slightly riled when I overrevved my engine and blasted the horn.
Hi josh!

( i hate driving)

wahey! my first spot unless i've missed some, i'm not even sure where this is...

Dooks, I feel your pain. A van driver spat "cunt" at me at a junction. (The light phase was different and I got confused.).

You should have ripped one of his flags and stab him in the eye.

ha! thanks but there's no no pain here veevee. i was utterly unphased and only recalled the incident later this afternoon. that's the thing, the guy was fizzingly mad for some reason and all i could think was... well nothing really. shall i go and have a fight with a murderously angry van driver or shall i roll through the gates of work, go upstairs and make some coffee. coffee won. i'd actually forgotten about it by the time i got out of the lift. it probably ruined his whle morning. i win!

A couple of spots on my way home from finding LMNH was shut.

A very smart looking Object on the corner of Curtain Road and Old St, I would have said hi, but you looked busy talking to a girl.

A concentrated looking Todd waiting behind a bus at the start of Hackney Road, just after the crossing with Shoreditch High Street. By the time I recognised you, you had cycled off and I couldn't keep up on the polo bike.

Finally a dad and young son cycling along Columbia Road. As they reached the cobbles the dad says they should cycle on the pavement. I'm just thinking what a cunt he is for setting a bad example, when the son carries on over the cobbles, not bothered at all, whereas the dad goes up on the pavement, goes about 10m before having to get off as it's blocked by peds. Good work kid, serves you right dad. Made me laugh anyway.

I saw a fixie skidder with a sort of beard and a bike that may have had some green on it, he had a white front aerojoke on it anyway. Ravensourt park 'ish , king st mayeb. this morning.

Were you kindly pointing out potholes to the transit van behind you?

wahey! my first spot unless i've missed some, i'm not even sure where this is...

that's near Hammersmith.
It served as an interim Wests and had the worlds most expensive chips, but cheap cocktails.

Cliveo this morning on Old Street. Nice bum!

wahey! my first spot unless i've missed some, i'm not even sure where this is...

I'd spotted you a couple of times at uni.. Pretty sure I mentioned it at least once on here

Cliveo this morning on Old Street. Nice bum!

Wools, good to see you this morning. A cry of "How's your arse" at 7 am is a welcome change to "Do a skid".

that's near Hammersmith.
It served as an interim Wests and had the worlds most expensive chips, but cheap cocktails.

cool, i was on the way to checking out mick's place

I'd spotted you a couple of times at uni.. Pretty sure I mentioned it at least once on here

yeah i remember now, exams go well?

Wools, good to see you this morning. A cry of "How's your arse" at 7 am is a welcome change to "Do a skid".

Ha! I was on my way back home after the stones ride. It was actually a rather welcome sight. Made me think of the comfy pillow that was waiting for me at home. :D Good to see you, sir.

A couple of spots on my way home from finding LMNH was shut.

A very smart looking Object on the corner of Curtain Road and Old St, I would have said hi, but you looked busy talking to a girl.

Same spot. Same time. Same place.

Strange you haven't seen me - I was towing a kids trailer today (loadsa pavement, but my wife would kill me if she found out, that I've set my foot on the road and I have).

Someone who looked like a hard core forumenger (judging by the whole style - looked bit like Jos) nodded at me on canal route near the market.

Negged.

Renegged...

Cliveo this morning on Old Street. Nice bum!

So Clive was on the right street for a change?

Saw EdScoble on Clerkenwell road earlier, by the time i'd realised it was him we'd already shot past each other. Then Multi Grooves who popped into LMNH for a bit, as did EEI with kid in tow. Good to see you Kris, can't believe that's the first time i've seen you there!

Good coffee, Mick. Thanks

Oh, also on Saturday I saw the most dashingly distrubing trannie on Clapham common. He had the longest, fuzziest, greyest hair and beard combo going on. Then he was kitted out with a crop top, a skirt the length of something only found in Southend, and a lovely pair of sparkley heals. He was on a step-through dutch shopper. I saw far too much of his pants. This didn't stop me doing a double take.

NEVER get the viewing angle wrong on a warm day... he hangs free. My other half was on the common the other day and saw him cycling along and then into that section of the woods that i believe the BiB refer to as 'gobblers grotto'

A **very smart looking **Object on the corner of Curtain Road and Old St, I would have said hi, but you looked busy talking to a girl.
Why thank you sir, the girl was the marginally more sensible half of the Object/Doom relationship.

Same spot. Same time. Same place.
Second official spot of the Lady Doom.

Additionally,

Photo Ben and his hip~~per than him ~~lady on Hoxton Square approximately 3.14 minutes after EEI and John H scoped me.

Got rammed by a man in a blue VW Golf this morning in Shoreditch. Rammed me into the curb, but I stayed upright. Massive scratch in his car too. His woman was screwing at him, god knows what she thinks of her psycho bloke now. Traffic was slow so I just crawled alongside them for a couple of miles, making him feel silly, then gobbed on his bonnet and rode off.

Gross, but the cunt tried to run me over. 1-1.

spitting on a car < spitting on a person.

Ha! I was on my way back home after the stones ride. It was actually a rather welcome sight. Made me think of the comfy pillow that was waiting for me at home. :D Good to see you, sir.

I was wondering why you were riding home at that unearthly hour and only connected the two events later. You seemed particularly bright and cheerful all things considered.

So Clive was on the right street for a change?

Shut it.

I should also say that I don't care what anyone thinks about what I did. Just saying.

Everyone's favourite buckfast lover this morning, hael!

Odd interaction with some scooter this morning:
We take off from the lights and I am in the bike lane going to chase down some previous rljer so I'm quick off the mark and level pegging it with scooter man. Having built up a lot of fat man kinetic energy I'm now passing him, on the left but I'm still in the bike lane and I'm watching him to make sure he doesn't move over - surprise - he's about to so I tell him "don't even fucking think about it" and he stops his move into the bike lane and I pass him, only to get another set of lights. He pulls up next to me, eventually I turn around and he's staring at me.. so I give him the army two-finger "I can see you" then stick out my tongue and give him double thumbs up.. no reaction.. staring.. I query his staring and get no response.. fucking forrun. Green. Repeat the process with me riding at some speed along the road and his poor little scooter just in front. At the next lights a real motorbike rider tells the bloke off "it's a bike lane for bicycles mate". I turn around slightly shocked at this but grinning and he waves 'easy now'. Anyway, thanks for listening, it amused me.