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  • Hipster on a white frame (mebbe Dolan, I didn't notice) this morning dithering on Bayham Street then draughting me up Delancey Street.

    Pink Calvin Kleins very much on display under loose jeans. Seriously, man, that's not a good look for you. Or for anyone.

  • 8 last night I was going down Kennington Park Road in my own little world, then I here " Miles, do a bloody skid!" and it's Jimbilly! Obliged of course, nice to see you sir!

  • Many thanks young man, twas lovely to see you.

    I saw loads of people this morning but remember none of you. Sorry I was a bit tierd and my mind is not working as it should be.

  • Me narrowly missing a tarmac-eating hybridenger this morning on Old Street. Overly-dramatic pothole swerve from him, cue tank slapper, face brake. Glad you're alright, dude, but that was silly. swears never to leave the backstreets again

    And a good morning to Sadat. :)

  • I thought that was you! That little gap worked out well for both of us. I was on my way to free breakfast at St. Pauls.

  • LPG.. I think.. Last night.. Very nonchalant no hands by Oasis swimming pool

  • Didn't it just! Fat motopeds = fail. :D

  • Can someone explain to me why it is that whenever I get to near the foundry I always get people yelling at me to try and attract attention? Is it the hipsters recognising me as one of their own? Or is it the colony of curryengers that still lurk trying to shout abuse at me?
    Either way, please stop whoever you are, there are far too many potholes round there for me to be having my attention distracted

  • I had some twat on a mahoosive superbike behind me on Tower Bridge last night...

    I was on the white line, heard him coming up behind me from a mile away as I was approaching the bridge proper... He was on my back wheel then started revving in that horrible high-pitched way those bikes do when being ridden by impatient cockflanges... Held my line as I was doing 20mph+ and not slowing anyone down... He just kept revving and revving with greater frequency 'til he was released when the road widened on the south side...

    He came alongside, called me a cunt and let out a few more pitiful revs blowing exhaust into my face before screaming down towards the lights and almost broadsiding a van... Brilliant......

    There was a dude behind me in a Range Rover who saw the whole thing, oh how we laughed... Like fucking drains... Nice moment... Cheered me up after a shit day at the coalface...

  • Also Tuesday night, I can't remember where it was exactly but I remember seeing a guy riding no handed carrying a red frame over his head and shoulder like a bag. He may have been heading East on Roseberry Ave.

  • Chap who can only have been Hillbilly riding along bethnal green road last night. we exchanged nods as I was waiting with bike at a bus stop for my non-cyclist girlfriend.

  • Pigfarmer on North Side Wandsworth Common, sorry I shouted Hi (or Oye), not noticing you were going quite fast in a narrow path...
    Wiesela in Wandsworth, sorry, was late, did not stop to say a word...

    Szia
    L

  • I had some twat on a mahoosive superbike behind me on Tower Bridge last night...

    I was on the white line, heard him coming up behind me from a mile away as I was approaching the bridge proper... He was on my back wheel then started revving in that horrible high-pitched way those bikes do when being ridden by impatient cockflanges... Held my line as I was doing 20mph+ and not slowing anyone down... He just kept revving and revving with greater frequency 'til he was released when the road widened on the south side...

    He came alongside, called me a cunt and let out a few more pitiful revs blowing exhaust into my face before screaming down towards the lights and almost broadsiding a van... Brilliant......

    There was a dude behind me in a Range Rover who saw the whole thing, oh how we laughed... Like fucking drains... Nice moment... Cheered me up after a shit day at the coalface...

    You can push your bike at 20mph+?

  • repped.

  • delicious old sky blue ss racer with barbershop pole on the seat tube being locked up outside M&S on Oxford Street around 3pm. yum yum. Shame about the risers though - you need some drops mate.

  • Virgin helicopter landing in front of my house. WTF?!

  • A bell in a suit and leather soled shoes before on Bishopsgate on a Ridgeback hybrid with an iphone mounted on his stem. WAC!

  • Some dude on whitechapel road with a bike covered in fake spikes and 'Mad Max' written on a sign attached to the back.
    Also seemed to have vuvuzela poking out of his backpack. mayhem.

  • Chap who can only have been Hillbilly riding along bethnal green road last night. we exchanged nods as I was waiting with bike at a bus stop for my non-cyclist girlfriend.

    Hello sir, I seem to be forgetting all the spots i've had in the last few days. Get that girl a bike.

  • This fucker?

    http://www.lfgss.com/thread17797.html

    Yep. And I can see coppers and ambulances on blues & twos passing by.

  • Lolo in Kings Cross stations with MOL (Mum of Lolo)..well he spotted me as i wearily bimbled my way back from a week's european work mission, I was a eurostarenger.
    Nice to see a friendly face after a crappy week - (and nice to meet your mum)

    Oh I also spotted Fergie of London's famous Royal Family in the champagne bar as I rolled into St Pancras..skint? my arse.

  • You can push your bike at 20mph+?

    repped.

    Have some neg rep, you anal tampax wearers...

  • On my way home after a shit shift and some pissed old walkenger on Harrow rd goes over onto his head in the gutter. Big sigh , got off the bike, picked him up, he walked 10 feet away and nearly fell over into the traffic as he went over again. Had a head injury so called the LAS and waited for the help to arrive.
    After escaping that some pissed mutherfucker RLJs pased me just passed Ladbrook grove weaving all over the place. Just missed oncomingtraffic twice only due to good driver reactions.
    If you ever read this; you are a cunt of the highest order.

  • harrong, good on you for keeping an eyes out on that drunk bloke.

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