Spotted...

just a a few minutes ago, the equally hung over pascalo.

i could restrain myself from groping your bottox - just.

hope you didn't suffer all to much en route.

mr Slain on kennington rd doing a bit of fixing, nice to say hello and been a long time since i saw any foremgers. top of the moring to ya

also a nice blue orlowski by the lights at oval

last night a cabbie running up the strand and pulling a nodder off his bike over something.

Young lady on a silver Bob Jackson with pink wheels and pink stuff on the OKR this morning. Anyone on here?

Spotted by me and fluff this morn: we approach Waterloo bridge / Strand lights, just gently overtaking a pootling scruffster (scruffy but hip) dude on one of those Gangster Attitude bikes (or whatever the fuck they are called: you know, orange frame, cowhorn risers, sprung saddle, the fixie cruiser shite OTP). We stop at front of ASL, chatting, in a decent position to make clear we're heading for the little cyclepath that crosses the walkway there, heading up Bow Street. He does that awkward shuffle in front thing with his feet, still on saddle, to get in front of us. Dick. Then creeps over, RLJing in the very long pause betweeen traffic phases there, many do it. He's heading for the cycle path too. There are dayglo cycle cops standing right there giving someone else a ticket. He somehow fails to see them.

I laughed at you as we passed, in a real schoolyard 'shame, sussed, nyarr nyarr' way. I am not proud of this. I couldn't help myself.

Sorry you got a ticket, you plonker.

Also, me draughting a bus past a fancy roadie yesterday uphill near New Cross. I was doing about 25. Dangerous. Bad Skully.

Waterloo bridge / Strand lights.....little cyclepath that crosses the walkway there.

Go through there everyday, always a large sea of twats* congregated there

*TM Beanstain

Young lady on a silver Bob Jackson with pink wheels and pink stuff on the OKR this morning. Anyone on here?

Wicksie

ru, were you going the other way? I was head-down in a rush delivering the passports my wife had forgotten before taking the kids to France...

I was at the Kings Ave lights, waiting like a good cyclist. You were looking in the zone.

I yelled at you, but you ignored me so I felt foolish.

Spotted Slamm last night on the OKR, and shared a brief Howdy, and a very brief ride. Good to see you.

Yep, good to see you too - sorry I couldn't keep up on my polo gearing!

I yelled at you, but you ignored me so I felt foolish.

Shout louder next time!

mr Slain on kennington rd doing a bit of fixing, nice to say hello and been a long time since i saw any foremgers. top of the moring to ya

Good to see ya, Rich... Took the wheel off only to realise that the tyre was a goner so had to wheel myself back to BC for new rubber... See you for some World Cup Effra sessions?

Me turning left onto Kingsway from High Holborn this morning, getting high fived by a pedestrian as I signalled while going round the corner! Made my morning.

It amazes me when people do this, I was sat at the lights by Angel tube heading south the other morning as this guy wobbled over the ASL in front of two cops in high vis vests. The rest of us waiting at the ASL were incredulous, actually had a rare moment of chat between various commuter types as none of us could believe what a dick he was.

p.s - 25 uphill, that's impressive! I love drafting buses, but it is dangerous isn't it :(

Spotted by me and fluff this morn: we approach Waterloo bridge / Strand lights, just gently overtaking a pootling scruffster (scruffy but hip) dude on one of those Gangster Attitude bikes (or whatever the fuck they are called: you know, orange frame, cowhorn risers, sprung saddle, the fixie cruiser shite OTP). We stop at front of ASL, chatting, in a decent position to make clear we're heading for the little cyclepath that crosses the walkway there, heading up Bow Street. He does that awkward shuffle in front thing with his feet, still on saddle, to get in front of us. Dick. Then creeps over, RLJing in the very long pause betweeen traffic phases there, many do it. He's heading for the cycle path too. There are dayglo cycle cops standing right there giving someone else a ticket. He somehow fails to see them.

I laughed at you as we passed, in a real schoolyard 'shame, sussed, nyarr nyarr' way. I am not proud of this. I couldn't help myself.

Sorry you got a ticket, you plonker.

Also, me draughting a bus past a fancy roadie yesterday uphill near New Cross. I was doing about 25. Dangerous. Bad Skully.

Well, felt like 25. Was probably less! Yes, drafting is stooopid.

Me turning left onto Kingsway from High Holborn this morning, getting high fived by a pedestrian as I signalled while going round the corner! Made my morning.

This ^ is wicked! I have high fived people trying to hail cabs as I've been riding past. Random hi 5s are cool.

I latched onto the rear bumper of a massive, dirty HGV last weekend, up a hill in Lewisham. Pretty safe, bailed as soon as it got scary.

Go through there everyday, always a large sea of twats* congregated there

*TM Beanstain

Yeah, I think that musical does draw the fucking brain-dead cunts that think 'going to a show' is the height of really living it up in London's Famous London.

Wicksie

TA.. Will say hi next time... BTW Slamm what you ride.. I see you also frequent the OKR

... There are dayglo cycle cops standing right there giving someone else a ticket. He somehow fails to see them.

I laughed at you as we passed, in a real schoolyard 'shame, sussed, nyarr nyarr' way. I am not proud of this. I couldn't help myself.

Sorry you got a ticket, you plonker.......

Must have been right behind you Skulls.. Saw those cops there this morning as well.. I never use that poxy cycle path.. I just scoot up Dury lane instead.

me: arguing the toss with some 'straylian cunt on a moped about the properties of the asl. and why he should fuck off out of it.

last night a large, very purty electric green Beasley frame riding from new oxford st to old st...

and then a red fuji track pro on old st around 8:15 this morning, seen you a few times, you on here?

me: arguing the toss with some 'straylian cunt on a moped about the properties of the asl. and why he should fuck off out of it.

Send the buggers back!

me: arguing the toss with some 'straylian cunt on a moped about the properties of the asl. and why he should fuck off out of it.

Going along bird cage walk towards hyde park last night there was a moped bloke using his iphone and swerving all over the shop.

I was actually a couple cyclists behind him and got fucked off when he pulled off at some lights and nearly swerved into the guy infront of me so put my foot down to catch him at the next lights to tell him what a cunt he was, he genuinly couldn't see what the problem was.

I was so close to taking his phone off him and chucking it over the fence of the guards musuem on the left.

at one point i used the phrase "you're using a really weak straw man argument there"

i wanted to clock the fucker when he called me "mate".

Kisu_simo this morning on Camberwell New Road, or Church street, or whatever its called. Haven't seen you for ages!