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I wish I was riding my bike.

I wish I was riding my bike fast(ish) again.

There's a superfluous "S" in that statement.

And there's no "ish" about it.

Fatty.

Fat, fat. Fat.

You are driving a bus. If one hippy gets off, what is your destination?

Obviously the first pub on the route.

Can someone please come and unplug my keyboard.

Sorry, that was a typo.
It should have said "Help Hippy".

It's too late for me. Save yourselves!!!

I'm in W2 2FU

You are driving a bus. If one hippy gets off, what is your destination?

I want what she's having ^^

Can someone please come and unplug my keyboard.

He's broken loose. Stop him!

She's having methylated spirits in nettle tea.

She's having methylated spirits in nettle tea.

One of the guy's here made nettle soup the other day.

Maybe he knows something about the food supply here we don't.

Fuck that.

You should kill him in the head.

I bet he walks to work.

By "walks" I mean gets the bus.

Train.

Wanker.

He needs to evolve a bit.

Probably. Most of us are.

I mean, "God" got the fucking train to work.

And he was an asshat.

He needs to revolve a bit.

Door.

No, you're a door.