Spotted...

...the way drivers treated me. The slower you go, the more they take the piss with you. This is a 100% fact.

That's bollocks. But you have to make adjustments to riding manner, as well as speed. Otherwise it's like someone driving a Morris Minor as if it's a Lamborghini. Or something.

What is hippy hogging the duvet and the laptop?

Well, you don't get a post count like this by sharing..

Hearing about your post count is as tiring as hearing about how tall Max is and what bike he rides.

not forgetting 'scoble and how wonderfully comfortable moustache bars are..

Just you wait till you see the width of my new bar...

Hearing about your post count is as tiring as hearing about how tall Max is and what bike he rides.

...and your endless pseudoflounces.

Hearing about your post count is as tiring as hearing about how tall Max is and what bike he rides.

But not as tiring as most of the threads I post in to get that post count of mine so high eh?

Did I mention my post count today?

I think I might have but I'm not 100% sure so I might just have to do it again.

Now. post count.

Post
Count

PoSt CoUnT

count post

flounce count versus post count?

...and your endless pseudoflounces.

I've never flounced, I've just stated my disdain for large groups of people. You're top of the list.

Post cunt?

Hippy, you beer-ing this evening?
I need you to talk me out of something.

How many more to go to catch up?

26,900 posts to go.

26,899 including that one

26,898 including this one.

26,897

26,896

Fuck me, this will get tired quickly.

26,895

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