Spotted...

You should've respond with "remember you used to be bad at trackstanding too".

You should've respond with "remember you used to be bad at trackstanding too".

Unfortunatly he didn't do any, so I can't be certain he was able to do them at all (4 foot rolling ones or not)! :)

I just think it's funny how seriously he took my cycling misdemeaners, he should have seen me undertake a lorry a few days ago! That was properly dangerous.

It was probably Oli then....

Got my first DAS today, stoked! Thanks to whoever it was cheering 'Wahaaay!" on Portobello Rd early this afternoon as I obliged.

It was probably Oli then....

Is he a verticly challenged gentleman?

( I'm obviously spellingly challenged :)

Telling a stranger that their trackstanding is rubbish is probably the twatiest thing I've ever heard.

Telling a stranger that their trackstanding is rubbish is probably the twatiest thing I've ever heard.

Unless you yourself are doing a perfect trackstand at the time. Although you should expect a smack in the chops.

going north up camden high street, some fuckwit thinks its a good idea to rlj on the wrong side of the road out of jamestown road, straight in front of me. if you're on here, go fuck yaself.

Humans are cunts, deal with it... Thank almighty fuckery it's the weekend... Let's go ke-ray-zay! :D

Shinscar this morning on Bishopsgate. Didn't touch his face.

Telling a stranger that their trackstanding is rubbish is probably the twatiest thing I've ever heard.

That's slightly unfair, particularly as I failed to mention I rolled back into him! :)

Fiddy on youtube!
https://www.lfgss.com/post1265341-157.html

All trackstanding is a bit twatty, let's face it.

Unless you're on a track.

Or in a wheelchair.

All trackstanding is a bit twatty, let's face it.

If you can't do it well sure.

If you can it is a handy way of getting away from the traffic and other riders just a little bit quicker.

Unless you're on a track.

Even twattier.

But at least you have to be proficient at it to be within the rules (I'm not)

Some of the hipsters wobbling about and rolling back and forth, taking up 1/2 a mile of road to try and trackstand look completely ridiculous, just put a foot down and set your pedals properly, and then be aware so you can move off when you need to. It's quicker than the strange dance they seem to do. Or is it some kind of weird mating ritual?

"here..the male presents himself to the females, and indeed other males by rocking back and forth and shaking. Notice how he puffs his chest out to display his plumage and androgynous v-necked coverings"

All trackstanding is a bit twatty, let's face it.

I once saw a guy trackstanding on a brompton, that was awesome.

But yeah other than that, on the track and to get away from lights a bit quicker, all trackstanding is twatty. Oh and if you're a bit crappy at clipping in and find it easier than fiddling with clips in front of heavy traffic. But other that that, all trackstanding is twatty. :)

All trackstanding is a bit twatty, let's face it.

still can't do one eh? bet you don't say that reading a lot of dull books and giving only half-prepared lectures on four hours sleep is a bit twatty do you? no, you don't.

wouldn't really class this as 'spotted' more, 'awared' but, thankyou to the bloke who shouted "get his number plate, man!" at me on bond street. he'll never see this but it at least made me feel less weird when a taxi drove into the back of me and then the driver had the audacity to ask me if i was a) having a laugh and b) drunk.
honestly mate (driver), if you can't pay attention, that is your fault, not mine. prick.

Were you drunk though? You were weren't you? In fact you're as pissed as a newt right now aren't you?

Even twattier.

But at least you have to be proficient at it to be within the rules (I'm not)

Some of the hipsters wobbling about and rolling back and forth, taking up 1/2 a mile of road to try and trackstand look completely ridiculous, just put a foot down and set your pedals properly, and then be aware so you can move off when you need to. It's quicker than the strange dance they seem to do. Or is it some kind of weird mating ritual?

(definition of grumpy old man)

Zzzzz how old are you this year? I'll be there to raise a glass... on September 28th.

Fuck trackstand!
I do slowy-creepy with the crown piece being me leaning on a black cab if the lights don't change.

haha! yes, thankyou will, i'm fuuuuhhh..fine actually!

whoops, forgot the smiley.. :-)