Spotted...

To the gentleman on the (black?) Create on Prince's Street this morning at 9am.

I tapped you on the shoulder because you had just cruised up the inside of me in moving traffic, which in my, and most other people's books, is a no-no. That's my piece of road, in case I need to get of trouble. It's my margin of safety, if you will.

You mentioned that I had cut you up earlier - If that's the case, please accept my apologies, as that means that I was riding inattentively, which is unsafe for both me and other road users. But it's not an excuse to barge me off my bike later.

I grabbed you because you called me a cunt, and had purposefully veered into my front wheel - again, in moving traffic. I apologise for that too - It was obvious that it scared you, as you were crying (as you continued to call me a cunt, I might add). What I said to you still stands.

And, to answer your question of who am I? I'm every other cyclist that you put in danger with your lack of consideration.

I always thought your avatar was two crows standing back to back. I now know otherwise.

White frame, yellow rims, red chain, bullhorns, asian guy heading south down essex road around quarter to nine today.

Well done Tiswas for holding your calm (relatively speaking) - you made them cry? Really?

this morning I did a double take and spotted a woman getting changed in the back of the cab who then proceeded to wave at me, blow a kiss and then give me a bit of a show with a cheeky grin on her face. best ride to work i've had for a while!

To the gentleman on the (black?) Create on Prince's Street this morning at 9am.

I tapped you on the shoulder because you had just cruised up the inside of me in moving traffic, which in my, and most other people's books, is a no-no. That's my piece of road, in case I need to get of trouble. It's my margin of safety, if you will.

You mentioned that I had cut you up earlier - If that's the case, please accept my apologies, as that means that I was riding inattentively, which is unsafe for both me and other road users. But it's not an excuse to barge me off my bike later.

I grabbed you because you called me a cunt, and had purposefully veered into my front wheel - again, in moving
traffic. I apologise for that too - It was obvious that it scared you, as you were crying (as you continued to call me a cunt, I might add). What I said to you still stands.

And, to answer your question of who am I? I'm every other cyclist that you put in danger with your lack of consideration.

Strewth... not a good start to the day... just glad I ride-in @ 6ish to avoid the scrum!
t-4003's, starter sounds far more preferable

this morning I did a double take and spotted a woman getting changed in the back of the cab who then proceeded to wave at me, blow a kiss and then give me a bit of a show with a cheeky grin on her face. best ride to work i've had for a while!

You are Robin Askwith the cheeky cockerney window cleaner AICMFP

Forgive me if Im wrong, but, have you ever come to north drinks?

No, why?

No, why?

You had said you were going to fuck someone up at North drinks. This was before I saw that fights were being arrainged there. Incidently, none of the fighters turned up. Strainge that.

You had said you were going to fuck someone up at North drinks. This was before I saw that fights were being arrainged there. Incidently, none of the fighters turned up. Strainge that.

Yeah it was a joke. Guess what, wearing tweed isn't really gay either.

Yeah it was a joke. Guess what, wearing tweed isn't really gay either.

Except it is.

Yes it is. Top of the gay list. Tweed.

Yeah it was a joke. Guess what, wearing tweed isn't really gay either.

I hope not - I've been growing this moustache ready for the March ride for far too long. I'd hate for it to be in vain.

Except it is.

Yes it is. Top of the gay list. Tweed.

Shit.

You had said you were going to fuck someone up at North drinks. This was before I saw that fights were being arrainged there. Incidently, none of the fighters turned up. Strainge that.

Welcome to LFGSS Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not show up.

this morning I did a double take and spotted a woman getting changed in the back of the cab who then proceeded to wave at me, blow a kiss and then give me a bit of a show with a cheeky grin on her face. best ride to work i've had for a while!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Saw a SS last night in lewisham it had a hermans wing on it.... made me chuckle

Anyone going to own up to that?

whats a hermans wing?

a cult sci-fi novella

Niche..

And finally, Stix on Farringdon Road @ 5:30 today. I was unlocking outside the Post Office next to the junction with Clerkenwell, would have shouted but was on the radio. Get your arse to drinks girl haven't seen you in ages.
Ah sorry would probably of ignored you anyways if you did shout I was on a mission to get home seeing as though i had lost feelings in all toes by that point !
Will try and drag my ass to wests very soon has been a while hope all is good wiv you mister :)

Doh fcked that one up that was for you mister maxcrowe !!

yep, lovely ride with skoota and stelle across waterloo bridge the other day, earlier saw edscoble and trip riding up gt ormond street.

then this morning before even turning out of my street see hops exploring new route to work near peckham rye - hope you didn't get lost!

An A-10 Warthog? The tank killer?

He had one on his bike?!?! - Surely the Warthog had his bike on its wing?

whats a hermans wing?

Only the coolest accessory known to bicycle safety

Navy blue lo-pro'd courier type racing down shaftesbury avenue and avoid a suicidal ped on a zebra crossing near the odeon. Peepo!