Spotted...

Give chase.
Kill him in the face.

Kill him with red blood!

Give chase.
Kill him in the face.

Ha!

The technical term for one of these riders is Waaaaaaaankaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
A black cab driver told me once.

same thing happened to me last year, some chinese guy on a MTB with NO WORKING BRAKES slammed in to me at an junction at a right angle. Still got scars on my hand and forearm from it, didn't speak any english either! BASTARD!!

I bet he spoke Kung Fu though.. you should hiiiyaaaa'd the mofo

Argh! Save it for LPW

same thing happened to me last year, some chinese guy on a MTB with NO WORKING BRAKES slammed in to me at an junction at a right angle. Still got scars on my hand and forearm from it, didn't speak any english either! BASTARD!!

This why we should have all voted BNP last Thursday!

agree. we can stop all this nonsense if we use our voices

give peas a chance

I've got a new teenage crush: westbound on Oxford St just now, stopped to chat to a female courier about the peds who'd just hurled themselves in our path, she turned round to reply and I nearly fell off my bike she was that gorgeous. Quite young, reddish hair, lip piercing, some tats on the upper arm, works for Reuters Brooks. That's my Valentine's list sorted for next year.

Also, two po-lice on High St Ken giving someone a nice fine for RLJing - if you pass the Earls Court Rd junction heading east then watch out.

You should've chased him and kicked him into a cactus or somin. A MTB rider hit my mate last night on Pitfield St. after he mounted the curb. He was promptly pushed off...but not into a cactus, which was a shame.

We need more cacti in London.

The best answer is speed in front of him and cut across his line real sharp, Causing him to buck off into the pavement. then hand him your BNP leaflet and stab him with a cacti (given there was one close enough)

Anger aside, if anyone rear ended me i'd be like.."Enough of your inuendos" and they be like "in your endo" and i'd be like "sweet" and we'd be friends on facebook afterwards

if he tried that with me, a hastily thrown pineapple would alert my squadron of barn owls, which would launch an airborne attack upon the hapless mountain bike commuter and peck him to within an inch of his life.

RPM is Harry Potter.

Now we know what happened to him after Hogwarts.

he hit the women and drugs.. its not so well documented and it is believed he uses the magic for dark arts...

The real RPM? I think we should be told...

it's all true. but Harry didn't let him self slip as much as Ron Weasley

Attention seeker http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12629078

guy looked South American maybe

That was me

Attention seeker http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12629078

the very nature of posting on a notice board defines us all as attention seekers. surely?

And what is wrong with that? It's not the first time I've been called such a thing ;-)

mYYYYAWWWWWWWWW!

This why we should have all voted BNP last Thursday!

Did you not?