Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

Billowing

He is a yoga instructor at a place I go to so is hard to avoid. He is a teacher to the stars including Woody Harrelson and Pippa Middleton. Rather hard to avoid him (he wa also the yoga instructor for Rapha Condor).

Every time he said that, just smile gently and give hI'm a thumb up.

At work I've started shouting at people till they don't ever bring up helmets around me any more.

Learn to teach Yoga, steel his clients, profit.

It's a long game, I agree.

He can keep Pippa tho

Ain't yoga about spiritual liberation? He sounds a bit too judgey to be spiritually liberated.

Learn a martial art, go and see him, explain that if he can do yoga with the spiritualism you can do martial arts without the whole zen bit, then judo chop him in the penis.

Just bark at them, or roar like a dinosaur and watch them going "the fuck?" While trying to understand the message you're conveying.

Quite a few photo's of that well known cycle lover Jeremy Clarkson in the papers this week, riding his bike with no helmet, BBC should sack him for being a poor role model..... :)

Now that spring is here children will have more opportunity to enjoy the outdoors. So 'tis the season to focus on helmets in Sioux City

“Got a Brain, Getta Helmet”

“Really, as long as they're wearing a helmet we’re happy,”

http://siouxcityjournal.com/news/local/it-s-the-season-to-focus-on-bicycle-safety/article_b3386afd-668e-5731-9024-c698b5096a39.html

The students then write essays on preventing head injuries;

Would rep.

https://youtu.be/CfWzeGlaFvI

possibly two days early

A colleague asked me where my helmet was after work on Friday, I said "wearing a helmet is a seasonal thing, and it's now off season" (that is actually true for me, helmet season is end of March to the beginning of October).

She began to freak out at me until a courier mate that was waiting outside for me pointed out that I had no breaks. Then I went to mass and got shitfaced. #safetyfirst #CSB

@Antidotes did you having no brokes make her feel reassured?

"Don't worry, it's invisible" would be a preferred respond.

"brokes" typoLOL.

I'm not really sure mate, she just paused and glared at the bike. There was like a good 5-10 second awkward silence as she was just fixated, so I just bid my farewell and made haste.

@edscoble I'll give that one a whirl next time.

"breaks" typoLOL.

did you having no brokes make her feel reassured?

typo LOL. Unless you didn't know that you should use the possessive with the gerund, in which case it's sad, not funny.

Talking of sad and not funny...

warning: contains sprotsball.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-uniteds-daley-blind-risks-5543923

Was this a deliberate typo I wonder

"They are clogged with buses, vans and taxis and Daley needs to take extra car.

He's blind and cycling without a helmet?

http://road.cc/content/news/148798-dutch-bemused-manchester-united-star-daley-blind-cycling-without-helmet

eventually everyone crashes on their bike

(Like death and taxes)

http://www.whistlerquestion.com/put-a-lid-on-it-1.1829880

Anti-vaxxers, the lot of us.