Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

I think you'll find they were eggs at one point. An egg and your dad's filthy spunk.

Toy helmet is not made from the same materials as real helmets, and doesn't time-diffuse deceleration by the same mechanism. Bad science, bringing up children to obey orders without knowing how to question their validity.

Without question, I agree with this.

Brains are not made off eggs either.

Most brains are made from eggs, if you go back far enough. Even the 5 species of stick insect which haven't had a shag in half a million years are using parthenogenesis.

Also accident conditions are not at all like a real world head bang from a bike accident.

What a crock.

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I saw a couple in a car who had awful head injuries after crashing into a stone wall. They would have done better if they been taught that lesson too.

What did all the King's horses and all the King's men say to them afterwards?

bringing up children to obey orders

Sounds fine.

Why does the game include, as a feature, "100 plastic bags"? (Much like the cupboard under my sink, come to think of it)

I saw a couple in a car who had awful head injuries after crashing into a stone wall.

Was it this couple?

Why does the game include, as a feature, "100 plastic bags"? (Much like the cupboard under my sink, come to think of it)

Because your plastic bags don't cost £13.70.

Why does the game include, as a feature, "100 plastic bags"? (Much like the cupboard under my sink, come to think of it)

To retain the shrapnel, so the headform doesn't get covered in scrambled egg.

To suffocate 100 gullible children.

I think you'll find they were eggs at one point. An egg and your dad's filthy spunk.
Ah, well - when in Rome, you can't make an omelette.

Ah, well - when in Rome, you can't make an omelette.

Spanish omlettes are very popular

Anyone seen this Hovding collar helmet video?

Cycle Helmet Safety - What the industry doesn't want you to know - YouTube

They would say that ^ wouldn't they?
(Helmet on helmet fire)

http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/collar-airbag-maker-warns-of-major-flaws-in-cycle-helmets/016222

I've been trying to find a helmet, because I really need to wise up and protect my invaluable skull/brain combo, and it's been a mission. Then suddenly found the perfect lid for me on Wiggle, Kask's Dieci 'Urbano' in 100% matt black! The one-size-fits-all perfectly fits my head which is exactly between medium and large in Giro. Nice and light, comfortable and good-looking as anything else on the market IMO, especially in it's low-bulk shape and size. Just noting it here in case anyone else is in the same boat.

Looks Alien

What's it's date of manufacture? (will be on sticker somewhere)

Looks Alien

The flaring at the back is nothing like as pronounced from most angles.

What's it's date of manufacture? (will be on sticker somewhere)

Not sure, don't have it with me, why?

I've been trying to find a helmet, because I really need to wise up and protect my invaluable skull/brain combo, and it's been a mission. Then suddenly found the perfect lid for me on Wiggle, Kask's Dieci 'Urbano' in 100% matt black! The one-size-fits-all perfectly fits my head which is exactly between medium and large in Giro. Nice and light, comfortable and good-looking as anything else on the market IMO, especially in it's low-bulk shape and size. Just noting it here in case anyone else is in the same boat.

No proof that a helmet helps in a boat crash >>>>>

Not worth it, it'll cover up your lovely Rapha cap with the yellow trim.

The flaring at the back is nothing like as pronounced from most angles.

Not sure, don't have it with me, why?

If it's closer to two months rather than two years since production then I might get one too.

That's fine Ed, there are central vents ;-)