Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

...if it matters, you ain't drunk.

I fall off drunk all the time, never hit my head. Smashed my face a bit but I sold my full face helmet so than can't help.

Always cover my head with a beer mat in the pub though, for safety and that.

Safety first, safety first...

I just don't ride when getting drunk instead.

Mind you, getting hit by a bus while flagging it down doesn't do me any good...

I wear a helmet.

Especially when drunk.

don't you look a bit odd in the pub?

Though you are more likely to get a head injury in a pub than on a bike so people should be encouraged to consider the pub helmet (and the driving helmet for that matter
http://drivetoworkday.org/2012/10/26/better-safe-than-sorry/

You are more likely to get a head injury anywhere other than riding a bike.

You are 83% more likely to get a head injury thinking about bikes than you are riding them.

You are more likely to injure yourself falling off bikes than riding them, by almost 7%.

Make helmets compulsory in the Houses of Parliament. Oh wait...

make flame proof overalls compulsory first (for car occupants of course)
http://waronthemotorist.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/motoring-needs-role-models/

You lot aren't even taking this seriously so I'm going to bed.

Wearing a full face bee em ex helmet.

And nothing else.

Pics.

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Are you deliberately asking direct questions that are being avoided?

Tell the one about the time the peak dug into the road and forced your teeth into the ground and made your eye fall out.

Same on the road really.

It's right here in front of me.

If you wore a full helmet in a pub you would clearly make yourself a target thus massively increasing you chances of being attacked.

Do you have evidence to back this up? Or is it just another assumption?

Typical anti helmet bullshit questions...

"Are you deliberately asking direct questions that are being avoided?"

Repped!

I couldn't be arsed to read everything you wrote, you've been posting inane tosh for 13 hours today alone.
You need to get out more.

If you wore a full helmet in a pub you would clearly make yourself a target thus massively increasing you chances of being attacked.

Evidence? I have academically verified evidence for every single thing I write on the internet. You don't. That is the difference between us.

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