Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

it is palid and limp?

I like Johnson

Jesus christ Clive! What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

it means he has thought of pushing you into his missus

doesn't seem a bit weird to be thinking about a forum member when you are pulling the head off the angry anderson doll??

it is palid and limp?

Apparently its the "last chicken in the shop" look.

gobbles

chicken fail

chicken fail

animal noises fail

As in Greasy has failed to identify a chicken, not I call my penis chicken fail.

Most incorrect Seldom, a turkey has a more prominent scrag than a chicken. I was “biging” up Balki and throwing a decent size turkey neck in the mix

haha... love the flies eyes!

Anyway, Im sure the girls dont want to read a thread about beef bayonettes.

my mother in law probably does.

I call mine the pile driver.

she waiting for that picture still?

is she single?

or the light saber when I dip it in glowing paint.

I was “biging” up Balki and throwing a decent size turkey neck in the mix

I am never shaking your hand again.

I call mine the pile driver.

You only shag people with piles? Pervert.

I call mine the pile driver.

Has the good lady not tried cryosurgery?

I call mine Rik

jajajaja

Herve

jajajaja

You should see a doctor about that.