Bye Bye Bike Parking

thats alot of bike for the price!

"a real head turner"

If I can't get my boss to agree to me going on a killing spree at the office, I don't want a bike that's a head turner.

I want something that makes me smile when I'm collecting the insurance money for its theft.. (better get insurance then I guess)

just get a shitter and good insurance.

riding a shitter is better than pubic transport any day.

get a secondhand bike, and two good locks, take pictures, keep records/reciepts then you'll get new replacement value when/if it gets nicked

I coasted into work today trouble free.. yes "COASTED". I thought the Ribble was the bike I could most handle being stolen and was the least "obvious" of the lot.
Wrong! The other bikes in the bike rack were 100x shitter than I thought and I couldn't even lock the mini around my frame,wheel and rack.
Gave up and parked in cupboard i was kicked out of.. the "new hardware" they installed that lost me the spot? Three boxes the size of ciggie packets at eye level!
Cnuts! (It'll stay there until I'm moved on again I guess). Maybe they'll just get sick of telling me to move bikes?

just deny it's your bike (bring in a different one every day) and blame it on the guy no-one likes (well unless thats you).

or how's this for an idea, build up the sovereign with all the spare junk you have!

you lazy git :p

where were you y'day at bike polo, everyone else was there, even stompy!

Polo? I was in bed..

Armstrong: I need cranks, bb, chain, stem, bars, headset (maybe).. and then the will to build it.

If they insit on you parking out side being as they provide bike parking in your old office could you get them to pay for some super duper insuance and locks so if your bike gets nicked your covered because the insurance was so super duper expensive corporate insurance.

how about this for under your desk

flickwg how about this for under your desk

Waht a beast. I want to make one of these up.

The saga continues..
The nazi building manager busted me taking the bike out of the 'leccy cupboard and said I wasn't to use it as it was "in use".
insert argument
So, may have to fast track the beater build after all.
Told my boss I was working from home from now on but not sure she'll buy it :)
Anyone looking for MS .net dev type in west lundun?

i say get a gun!
no one on gives me trouble about parking my bike when there looking down the barrel of a gloc.

You mean Glock? ;)

The AK is in the shop so that's out.

dogsballs where were you y'day at bike polo, everyone else was there, even stompy!

WTF?

When did I become the standard for lazy buggery?

:-P

no offence meant. forgive me kind sir :D

It fucking IS bad karma..

your bike has been sabotaged?

don't worry we have had it disscussed to death that single speed is fine with only a frount stopping device as long as you ride corectly :)

True, true. I'll rename it "suicide single". Cycle Surgery are gonna know me by name soon..

Showered at 11:20am. Only 3hrs of ming this morning thanks to 'them' killing my access to the other building. Sorted now and reception even smiled at me.
Anyway.. back on the bike to work now.. thanks everyone at lfgss internet support group :)

32:16 is a fun ratio! SPIN SPIN SPIN! Perhaps I should've used the big ring for the ss after all.. :)

man, i thought my 42:16 was bad!

what your booses have removed access for your shower?