Singlespeed/fixed gear slogans

Looking for something to put on my bike, a fairly subtle small text slogan (kind of thing that if you notice it will make you smile), but don't know what.

All I have come up with it:

'I'll get gears when I get too old'

you guys & girls must know of something better, so please share.

• One less retard.

• Single speed special needs.

• My scrotum is as shaved as my legs

• Fixedinista

Maybe, maybe not?

best sticker I´ve seen, and oh man am I getting one: "my other ride is your mom"

'Make bikes not war.'

// Just one gear, Still no idea //

i like to fgss

I like the

'Yeah, it's got a HEMI!'

or

'Two wheels and a meat motor'

"If its not fixed, its broken."

why dont you get fgss'ed

i feel the need, the need for speed!

one gear - one mind

"Calm down, dear. It's a bicycle"

my bike sucks donkeys

"God Save the Queen" and a tube map

"my other bike is nicer than this"

otis "God Save the Queen" and a tube map

or Wangster

hows my riding?
ring 1-800-YOUR MUM

My friend went too Brick Lane Bikes and all I got was this poxy Bagel

furious tiles My friend went to Brick Lane Bikes and all I got was this poxy bike

I'm gotta assign my bike a Job number - Like the Factory Records Catalogue, as we do that with all our stuff.

"Fnck off, I've got enough friends".

A mate of mine had this on the back of his ute - genius.

this bike is a pipe bomb.

One More Scar

Something in Latin?

Non plus ultra
Absolutely the best /The extreme limit

Oderint dum metuant
They can hate me as long as they are afraid

Odi et amo
I hate her yet I love her

roland, we're only fixed rider's. not members of the dead poets society!

Docendo discitur, Dogsballs.

(Teaching is learning, CaneTestis)