I love...

I've never ever had haloumi. It's cheese, yes?

yes.
fried.
delicious.
cheese heaven.
good with tomatoes.

quite salty, quite tough, but pretty good. great, if heart attack inducing, fried.

That I am (as far as I have heard or seen) the first person in Cornwall to be riding 26" wheels on my trick track.
Lets see how this one follows.......

ha, no: schooool

did you go to teddington or esher?

Both, did you?

no dude...
im 15, going to esher for 6th form though :)

I hated Esher College. I just spent all day smoking and feeling inadaquate

yeah, apparently its full of fucking sloans.
catchment area has changed though.

Long story short:

Her in bar my mate's mate worked in 15yrs ago
He a good looking bastard
She with mates, pissed and fruity
Pills, cocaine and a few hours later
Her getting bummed all night

Pistanator you're the fukin best whoever you are, pissing myself here

I love when British people say they're going to "nip off" somewhere. Eee hee hee!

im eating grilled halloumi...

I LOVE Holly Willoughby, I would drink her bath water. snm

Pistanator you're the fukin best whoever you are, pissing myself here

+1

that I have a bike :D

I don't like the fact I cannot ride it for lack of parts and dorra.

I love playing the slow puncture race against the clock.

I love my new colleague: Smiley Wang

sounds like they should be in scott pilgrim vs the world, would make a nice compliment to knives chao

I photographed a Wendy Wang once....

I photographed a Wendy Wang once....

I had a Wendy Wang once, but it chafed as I really put my back into it.

I love dancing james. Thats me, outed.

I had a Wendy Wang once, but it chafed as I really put my back into it.

I used to work with a Ngoc Dinh. It was pronounced "knocked in"... She used to throw it around a bit too. Good lass.

god, balki is turning into pistanator.

Yeah, I don't like that post. Apologies.

It's too late, man. You've soiled your reputation. It's over..