I hate

Wanker!

Hey cut your dad some slack, he's just the messenger, unless he is a dishwasher designer by trade.

Surprise loose toilet seats.

Puts the edge on doing your business...

Finding my sunglasses have been moved by Mrs S and left resting on their lenses.

Put them in a case then.

You suggesting his wife should be in a coffin?

Yes dear.

people that park insanely close to my car when there is clearly space infront/behind to give me more room.

the fact I get so annoyed about such small things.

Time zones

I was waiting for something that was happening at 12pm CT, which I erroneously thought was 5pm BST, so worked late, turns out it's 6pm BST, so now have to pay attention on my commute to the time.
Fuck time zones.

People who confuse timezones with time observed in the timezone, and fail to attend my meetings

Being unwell

Am on holiday in cornwall but have got food poisoning and spent a day mainly in bed apart from running to the toilet. Am exhausted, with a temperature but not tired enough to sleep.

Sound shit, you must be sick of it by now.

I have two:

1) Falafels. I like to eat falafel, I can eat lots of falafel, the plural of falafel is falafel. I can also eat lots of houmouses

2) people who put on their best togs to go to airports or shopping centres. Ok thanks for not turning up in a onesie.

you hate that you like falafel and that people wear clothes to the airport?

*Clothsesies to the airport.

I wore a Christmas onesie the last time I went to the airport.

Was that for your Hong Kong job interview?

Nah, picked up my mum and aunt a couple of months ago.

Programming.

I typed a 0 instead of an O. It compiled but didn't run. Corrected the error. Now have to recompile 2 million lines of Fortran. :'(

The names Jamie Oliver have to his children. I'm not one of the "Jamie Oliver is fat-tongued Satan incarnate" brigade, but the guy needs a slap for this. And a court order stopping him choosing the name of the next one.

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^ What's it called - Cooking with Children?

the world needs more kids called "Derek". and "Gary".

I dunno, Buddy Bear Maurice is pretty good

I have to bite my tongue at some of the names in the parenting thread on here. Sorry mums and dads of LUFGUSS.

The boys names are marginally less infantile than the ones given to his girls, to be sure. He certainly seems to expect all his daughters to be girly girls.

He may genuinely be too thick to realise that people grow up and have to live as adults with these names.

^Hehe. This.

See also, people giving their kids names that are already abreviations of a proper name. Just name them William and call them billy if you want then they can choose when they're old enough. Don't saddle the poor kid with an already shortened cutesy baby nick-name.

I have two sets of friend with kids called Kit. Both sets of parents (who don't know each other) claim this has nothing to do with Game of Thrones but was in fact inspired by Christopher Marlowe.