I hate

Awesome, if only that was the norm

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Fuck it don’t want the fucking thing anyway.

Today can swallow a teaspoon of black hole and disappear up its own fundament.

illustration jobs that somehow go from 'we want you to just have free reign on this - have fun' to 'copy this artist's style - heres a crap sketch of exactly what we want you to do'

giles " fucking talk about yourself some more why don't you " brandreth

anyone called Giles, tbf.

"have you heard of MS paint? It's free..." is maybe the only good reply to that ;)

heres a crap sketch of exactly what we want you to do'

My art direction style in a nutshell...

He’s brilliant though. Saw him do a half hour audience warm up ahead of a radio 4 recording once. Worth the ticket price for that alone.

don't sell yourself short, some of your best work lives on the back of a beermat.

speaking of which, matt wants to know when you're in town. for beer.

I will be in session at Le Reej on selected dates... Messaged him earlier today... #notshirts

Those endless "natural health" type Facebook posts making completely unsubstantiated claims about the properties of natural remedies. E.g. "apple cider vinegar is the most powerful antibiotic on earth". No it fucking isn't you anti-science morons.

‘Doctors don’t want people finding out about this amazing essential oil’

Yeah, because they’re conscientious and don’t want people buying magic beans.

good to know

#tonyaincomingin321

it is tho lol #godsperm #u #equalz #shitsperm

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/mar/27/naturopath-whistleblower-snake-oil-multi-billion-dollar

A colleague told me she was going to be "ooooh", as in Out Of Office, when she was going on holiday.

Oh god. I worked with a guy who, instead of ‘by the way’, would say ‘bee tee double-you’.

so three syllables abbreviated to five...how convenient

Whistleblower?

FFS. Every rational person with half and ounce of sense has been saying this for centuries.

You can go for "bee-tee-dubs". Which is what my partner and I say to each other, following an amusing MS Messenger confusion, twelve years ago. So sweeeeeeet!

“It is surprisingly easy to sell snake-oil. I know, because I’ve done it.”
market analysis last year projected that the complementary medicine market would expand to have a revenue of nearly $200bn (£143bn) by 2025. “The alternative medicine industry in general seems to be on the rise in North America and I think in the UK as well,” says Hermes. “The political environment is ripe for that. There’s a feeling that experts aren’t necessarily the best people to trust, whether they are experts in medicine or in another field. When you have figureheads doubting the credibility of mainstream medicine, it creates a ripe breeding ground for the rise of pseudoscience.”

Probably not blowing hard enough.

Idris Elba’s whining ungrateful kids in that new Sky ad. How he keeps his cool while they’re shrieking at him, I do not understand.

Always like the abbreviation for ' see you next Tuesday' .

I don't know, 'SYNT' doesn't exactly roll off tongue.

Not like the acronym for The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society, anyway.