I hate

11pm on a weekday

Do you live in the flat above CB by any chance?

If someone served me a coffee in this, I’m honestly not sure how I would react. Possibly with lethal force?

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It would be really hot

That's beyond the pale.

It would certainly galvanise me into action!

Thank god you feel the same, I thought there was sum ‘tin wrong with me

Eimer fan of coffee served like this.

#oneforthegermanspeakers

Eimer not certain I know how to pronounce that;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_Up_Appearances

A quick refresher course for those who's German is a little rusty;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTO5Hwu9PmQ

I am seau not
#oneforthefrenchspeakers

What if it leaked? That'd be a hole different story.

I think that might result in the aforementioned being kicked

Inappropriate use of italics..

I wouldn't say I hate it but it's a bit off the way people refer to their 'current projects' in the third person: Tosspot's Steel Tourer, Knobhead's 650b Gravel Tourer Ugly Bike, etc etc.

No matter which pharmacists I use to collect my online medicines from never have the completed order when I go to get them. I always have to wait 20 minutes whilst they complete it. They've had the order a fucking week.

That sounds like my approach to work in a nutshell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOKaPeUHMGc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HavF5f3VoA

I hate all these good looking Z listers with the IQ of house plants going off to an Island to shag each other, hows that a TV show? Given my singledom, why would I watch it anyway? That Toff or whatever she's called says a lot about our times...

I hate buckets with detachable handles. It's inconceivable that there would ever be a situation where a detachable handle is advantageous.

Spilling 5 litres of filthy fish water on the kitchen floor while cleaning out the fish tank.

Companies who never pay contractors on time, my wife stated a 6 months contract in December and is yet to be paid , 1st excuse was she had missed the december payroll as her timesheets had been misplaced, then they were upgrading the contracting payroll system which was 4 weeks over due, now they have introduced a new PO system meaning all contracts have to submit all there clearance paperwork in order to get onto the new system and there is a backlog, early estimates middle of March. Good job I'm earning and we have savings. Public sector is a joke.

People in coffee shops. I went in this morning to an independent at 8.45am he said no food even a croissant, and 15 minutes for coffee as the machine was warming up. I wouldn't mind but his attitude was "not interested." Passing up on breakfast business seems crazy. If this had been the continent it would have been open for an hour with everything under the sun available. Even Nero manage that. Independents need to be twice as good as the chains, I'd work hard to earn that freedom.

The 'of' is unnecessary. The sentence makes perfect sense without it not being there. Oh, would you look at that. Now you have me doing it as well.

What's the agreed invoice/payment terms? Don't neccesarily believe any excuses for late payment.