I hate

I hate that my last fruit shortcake has just died and drowned in my tea...:(

fetches spoon

I bought a bottle of this from Tesco for something different..

enema?

@ scott .....thats why you're called "Biscotti" ;]

update

Due to the molecular patheticness of fruit shortcake it's dispersed in the tea and now i have currants and crumbs bobbing about.....The Tea is now declared a write off.

no idea , i wasnt there !

no, but I was! 3/4 glass head means serve fail...

update

Due to the molecular patheticness of fruit shortcake it's dispersed in the tea and now i have currants and crumbs bobbing about.....The Tea is now declared a write off.

one day you'll get it... only dunk gingernuts..

yeah whatever !

got up on the wrong side of bed today?...have a fantastic day!!

one day you'll get it... only dunk gingernuts..

Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it against the law to drown people just because they have different coloured hair?

yeah whatever !

to be fair Mr. Hills, you're the one being argumentative!

No YOU are!

Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it against the law to drown people just because they have different coloured hair?

i was about to say! the biscuit version do dunk superbly well though.

no not at all, you have a good one 2

update

Due to the molecular patheticness of fruit shortcake it's dispersed in the tea and now i have currants and crumbs bobbing about.....The Tea is now declared a write off.

Damn I hate it when this happens at the wrong time, like visiting girlfriends parents etc.

They give you a cup of tea and offer you a biscuit.
You think, hmmm fancy dunking my biscuit. They're not looking, feck it.
But you're not concentrating on the consistency of the biscuit,
and splat, you're sat smiling politely, drinking your contaminated tea hoping its not a floater.

McVitities Ginger Nut Biscuit

Oh so now you only want to dunk the scottish redheads?........and who you calling biscuit?
;)

Damn I hate it when this happens at the wrong time, like visiting girlfriends parents etc.

They give you a cup of tea and offer you a biscuit.
You think, hmmm fancy dunking my biscuit. They're not looking, feck it.
But you're not concentrating on the consistency of the biscuit,
and splat, you're sat smiling politely, drinking your contaminated tea hoping its not a floater.

haha... I just sent my hot chocolate spraying across the table... very funny

BTW.
For dunking purposes, always go for a composite-laminate biscuit, like a Bourbon. The biscuit softens but the non-absorbent hydrophobic qualities of the cream, keep it in one piece.

Oh so now you only want to dunk the scottish redheads?........and who you calling biscuit?
;)

an affair... I see how it is :p

its miss actually and im just stating a fact of how beer is poured, wouldnt call that being argumentative.

BTW.
For dunking purposes, always go for a composite-laminate biscuit, like a Bourbon. The biscuit softens but the non-absorbent hydrophobic qualities of the cream, keep it in one piece.

haha.. sounds like you've scientifically analyzed the best biscuit to use...

thanks for the heads up!

Wtf???

its miss actually and im just stating a fact of how beer is poured, wouldnt call that being argumentative.

you haven't stated any fact at all actually

blah blah like i said whatever

Troll in the house....

the intellect is a dead giveaway...