I hate

People who vote green but make no concessions in their lives. Food waste, driving everywhere, conspicuous consumption.

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People who tell you that you're eating your banana wrong because chimpanzees peel them from the other end.

Stop telling me how to eat my food and fuck off.

I'm not sure that taking advice from chimps is a route to success.

Maybe it is and that's why I'm not a millionaire - I can't even eat a fucking banana properly.

Does that mean I can start throwing my poo at people?

and masturbating in public

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Start?

What kind of weirdo masturbates in private?

When somebody from the USA spectacularly misses the point that when they post an "local homeless over immigrants" they're contributing to the nice wave of xenophobia currently stinking up the UK and EIRE.

We are after all, "them" these days.

When people talk like they are rudeboys. Especially when they're not.

"Fam" etc

No. Stab yourself with a biro, in the eye.

Oh and I also strongly dislike when peoples food intolerances change because there isn't anybody around, piss!

I hate people that say Campa. Don't know why. Campag just seems so much better if you're going to shorten it.

Got somebody at work like that - calls people 'don' and 'bro' and does that clicky thing with his hand. He's a muppet and half.

u mad, bredren?

that clicky thing with his hand

Always wanted to know if that had a name.

steups

It kind of annoys me when english people pronounce Kraftwerk with the hard german W - 'kraftverk', even though that's the correct pronunciation. It just feels a bit they're just about to tell you how they only really like their earlier stuff when they were proper krautrock, before they went all electronic.

It's pronounced
Craft Work

None of this trying to be all lah de dah cosmopolitan forrun shit please.

It just feels a bit they're just about to tell you how they only really like their earlier stuff when they were proper krautrock, before they went all electronic.

True though...

Not really... 😉

Bloody Brussels bureaucrats forcing us to pronounce things like we didn't even win the war!

If i want to pronounce Nike as one syllable, then i bloody well will.

That bit was supposed to be slightly self-effacing :-)

I never bothered OG-ing up my re-issue copy of Man Machine - the ultimate snub

I once worked on an art desk with a guy who did exactly that, I didn't find it particularly annoying because he was such a massive Kraftwerk dork... It was actually quite endearing...

I only listen to the German versions of their LPs...

Not really... 😊

I do have them on mp3 somewhere tho'...

The German versions are about 26% more teutonic.

I do know a guy who only listens to 'foreign' music and will feign ignorance of fairly well known bands if they're english or american. For all i know it's not an act, but it's obviously definitely all an act and i enjoy letting myself get wound right up about it.

that song they did with nile rodgers will feral recently was top notch.