I hate

i hate hearing any music.

Hate it when people spit / clear their nose while cycling

Has Le Reej got new chairs?

I miss Doug... When are you guys going for Kat's party? I'm gonna be around for a few days in August...

What else are you meant to do when snot is flowing out of your nose?
Snot rockets are vital with winter cycling. There's too much to snort back up or wipe on a sleeve and having to constantly fiddle around getting tissues out of pockets with gloves on is too much of faff.

It's an ugly necessity.

What I mean is, it's highly likely on a commute during peak times that someone will be close enough to be in the firing range, they could check, at least! Or fire it to the left, then it's the guy who is undertaking-s problem. Spitting is worse tbh

We should be around in August, Cat was 16 on Saturday!
It's Dougs 8th in August.
The chairs are in the commercial...

Ah I see, agreed on all counts then.

Argh

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It's not OCD, it's CDO as you need to get the letters in the right order.

Think I've fixed it

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is the pattern from your (guffaws) onesie..?

Hahahaha

Looks like a bus seat?

Revolting

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=LAD+COMEDIAN&hl=en&biw=1434&bih=1071&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi-5Y6J6cjLAhVmApoKHSFNBq8Q_AUIBigB

Is that Stacey "poor people make me cry" Dooley?

So much hate.

raging

I had to hold my tongue very firmly the other day during drinks with a woman who "writes" for Stacey Dooley's television BBC3 Online show. How that blubbering "oh the inhumanity" bullshit can be somehow scripted is beyond me.

Apparently she was pleased to have made her "mildly palatable" - hmm.

yup, the rabbit hole is deep

Going to the loo for a crap, glancing at the remaining depleted roll and thinking "yep, easily enough left there."

Never enough.

I never learn.

Anyone near my house?

The burglars that broke into my block of flats and stole my two week old Specialized Awol.

Sorry, no punchline to this one.

Actually, the punchline is that I'll be paying it off for the next year on a bike-to-work scheme.

motherfuckers!