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Where are your data sources?
Links to threads please.

Well played.

We have to back up our hate now with the exact person/source? ;)

as someone far smarter and more attractive than me once said: "i don't like stand up comedians - i find the act of laughing at the same time as other people in a room really fucking weird and wrong".

tru fkn post.

Lozzlez

Changes of plan.

fucking journalists that pepper their oh-so earnest reports with the invariably misused phrase: 'begs the question'.

what you mean to say is 'raises the question'.

chumps.

that really does boil your piss, doesn't it?

*must remember to drop it into a conversation

only because it's one of the few things i remember from school. that, and where the 'crypts of lieberkuhn' are (your upper-arse). i'd be fucking hopeless on mastermind.

the only thing i took from school was that days of the month thing you can do with your knuckles.

I have similar memories of the crypts of leburwhatis... And the isles of langerhans (pancreas)

is there a band called the crypts of leiberkuhn?

fuckinell. you should get a refund from that bristol university you've been going to in that case.

glands of brunner.

http://cryptsoflieberkuhn.bandcamp.com/track/sperm-mittens

/utter gash.

I have similar memories of the crypts of leburwhatis... And the isles of langerhans (pancreas)

Which is why "shatner's basoon" worked as a brilliantly believable area of the brain.

biffin's bridge?

'sperm mittens' is an ace name for a band tho.

the only thing i took from school was that days of the month thing you can do with your knuckles.

As in "See these knuckles? Today's the day of the month I'm taking your lunch and your pocket money." ? Funny how many days of the month that works out at.

D.f.p.e.

When people scrape cutlery against their teeth when they eat.

Do you not know where your teeth are?

Yes, but the scraping noise temporarily drowns out the inner monologue.

that really does boil your piss, doesn't it?

*must remember to drop it into a conversation

This is so fucking happening...

Starting a new job in January, and my new deputy giving me a list of things she does and doesn't like; what does motivate her, and which management methodologies she finds 'difficult'...

Some people are so stupid it defies logic. I'd probably work quite hard to impress my new boss, rather than anything else.

that really does boil your piss, doesn't it?

Much rep!

My piss was boiled again today.

Cystitis?