I hate

Are from Smoking Dope Land, living in The Norn Ire.

R-plates on motorway...terrifying as everybody is doing 75-80

Small penis syndrome. Happens in cars, on bikes. The boyfriend gets shit in the car cos it's a small car with R-plates (stupid NI thing, means you're in your first year driving) with other men just wanting to show they're ... bigger. Endless hilarity ensued due to insecurity of men involved ;)

I tend to race people commuting...a true commutard though I don't go as far as undertaking/red light jumping/close drafting.

I thought it was a penis related thing.... I didnt want to mention it though.

( men; you cant have a penis battle with a woman.... she doesnt have one)

You just like saying "penis battle".

I do.

When people suck their fingers loudly after eating with their hands.

People eating loudly in general.

stand up comedy.

When people suck their fingers after eating with their hands.

Which is why napkins were invented, dear boy.

Of the back of your jeans just behing the calf.

Or black socks

myself

Depression thread is >>>>>>>>thataway>>>>>>>>>>>>>

myself

And I want to die.

You're curt cobain and ICMFP.

Is he a cheap version of the real Kurt Cobain?

I'm just a normal guy.
I get up in the morning just like you.
I put my pants on one leg at a time.

Watching Question Time.

Fucking whinging socialists complaining about Labour not representing them. Piss off. They haven't represented you for over 15 fucking years. If you don't like it do what the fringe right did and set up your own party and see if it gets some traction.

^ Daily Star reader

^Reader

Watching Question Time.

Fucking whinging socialists complaining about Labour not representing them. Piss off. They haven't represented you for over 15 fucking years. If you don't like it do what the fringe right did and set up your own party and see if it gets some traction.

There's also...drumroll...a proper UK socialist party to vote for. They're too hardcore apparently, so people go for UKIP and other racist fascist cuntnuggets.

Relationship monkeys... They won't let go of one tree branch until they've got a firm grip on a new one... Cunts, the lot of 'em...

It's happened to a few of my mates in the past, it's just happened to another one... Shows such a lack of class...

Is your mate the monkey or the branch?

Relationship monkeys... They won't let go of one tree branch until they've got a firm grip on a new one... Cunts, the lot of 'em...

It's happened to a few of my mates in the past, it's just happened to another one... Shows such a lack of class...

+1

Relationship monkeys... They won't let go of one tree branch until they've got a firm grip on a new one... Cunts, the lot of 'em...

It's happened to a few of my mates in the past, it's just happened to another one... Shows such a lack of class...

Utterly cuntish behaviour.

I hate the sound of loose D-locks bashing against frames and racks!

Being namecalled on Facebook discussion forums. For that, there's happy memories of the school yard.