I hate

my bad!

Probably my number one food hate - people slowly, lazily eating with their mouths wide open. Utter scum.
So many of them do it with a look on their faces too, like they know just how much it disgusts everyone around them!

You're right, it **is **disgusting. They also seem to have to make excessive slurping noises when they chew. 'Does this help the digestive process in any way?' Of course it doesn't. Fucking mouthbreather.

^ I hate the sound of eating too and I sure as hell don't want to have to see food being mashed up inside someone's mouth.

Why weird? Have you met the landlord? He is pretty full on scary. On the upside, there aren't many pubs in London these days that guarantee a lock in 7 nights a week and after 11pm close the curtains and put the ashtrays out.

Because it's a Mexican themed pub with Celtic memorabilia everywhere. It's off the fucking charts. Mexiceltic. And it's got a maradona look-a-like, and lots of pissed Scots... And sombreros. It's fucked up.

I unrepentantly HATE people with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of facebook "friends".

Gedda fucking life will ya!" How the hell do you keep in touch with your actual friends? Do you have any?...

I unrepentantly HATE people with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of facebook "friends".

Gedda fucking life will ya!" How the hell do you keep in touch with your actual friends? Do you have any?...

Same here. I reckon anything over 400 friends is just bollox. No one has more than 400 real friends. My american cousin has 1700++.

I tend to be very selective about my 'friends'.

I hate the fact that I have negligible self control, meaning that I got pissed in the Yucatan last night and missed my train to Glasgow this morning. The 06:05 was always going to be an ambitious start to a holiday, but with a solid booze beforehand it didn't happen. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. £70 error that I can scant afford at the moment.

They might advertise that train but they never run it. No point.

Same here. I reckon anything over 400 friends is just bollox. No one has more than 400 real friends. My american cousin has 1700++.

I tend to be very selective about my 'friends'.

Perfect examples Ive just seen on friends page -

Victoria is now friends with E*** B*** Lewis and 3 other people.
Victoria is now friends with C*** C*** and 10 other people.
Victoria is now friends with K*** L*** N*** and 10 other people.

Really?.... Where did you meet them all - A facebook friending party?

Perfect examples Ive just seen on friends page -

Victoria is now friends with E*** B*** Lewis and 3 other people.
Victoria is now friends with C*** C*** and 10 other people.
Victoria is now friends with K*** L*** N*** and 10 other people.

Really?.... Where did you meet them all - A facebook friending party?

Exactly! What a load of bollox.

My brother is like that. He works in PR and loves the whole London thing. I think he thinks that because he meets someone once at a work do or whatever, he has to be there friend on Facebook. And then their friends friends.

Fuck off. I don't want people I've met once knowing my shit.

re: the noise eater.
this woman was eating like a cow she transfered what ever she had in her mouth to one side and let the other dangle open whilst she stared vacantly into space.
how are people allowed to get like this?

I hate .... being hungry :/

as for facebook, friends are on there, but its not an in depth social analysis of me, just a place for my totally random shit, allow people I meet and occasionally talk to as just a way to keep tabs on them/easier to contact. personal stuff doesn't go on the open interwebs.

i hate kevin spacey.

everthing he does and says annoys me. *really *annoys me.
i hate his crappy films. i hate that he was suddenly lauded as a genius after the usual suspects for walking with a limp and that ever since he's hung around like a bad smell appearing in endless middlebrow slush fests masquerading as worthy because they're shot in soft focus and feature jodie foster. i hate that he was evasive and glib and so so smug in an interview that i accidentally sat though the other day.

i hate that he casts himself in the lead of every production at his ultimate vanity project theatre. imagine what the pre-production meeting are like? i hate his stupid actorly poses in the posters that i have to see every day when i ride past (he's doing richard III with the limp again, brilliant!).

I hate those adverts he does. i hate his smug voice. i hate his smug face. i hate everything about him.
It's crept up on me and i'm not sure why it boethers me so much (because i can usually happily ignore people in the public eye i don't care for) but for some reason, kevin spacey seems to keep putting himself firmly on my radar, being *really *fucking annoying.

but yep, apparently, i hate kevin spacey.

Never met him, but ex-gf went to volunteer at that theatre, enjoyed the work and meeting people/actors/people etc, met Mr.Spacey many times obviously. most commonly used word in same sentence as 'kevin' was 'douche' and 'bag'

people riding a bike with time trial bars, wearing trainers with flat pedals

you are clearly never going to compete in a time trial or triathlon

invariably you pedal you mash as poorly as a school chef doing spuds

and your fucking nodder hybrid bike looks ridiculous, you have a load of hand positions you will never use, and if you ever tried to use the ends of the bars you would immediately crash due to your pedaling ineptitude

theres a guy i see from time to time who has tri bars on his mountain bike

Didnt realise it was so widespread - my ageing landlord has the same set up (MTB +TT)

Most horrible part of it is : He wears god-damn full lycra, leather sandals and long socks...

/need to move house soon

^ Stop trying to pretend you don't at least get a semi every time you see that ;-)

I've had TT-esque extensions on a few commuters. Its not for speed, its to help deal with shitty windy weather.

The real aero benifit comes from packing your panniers, such that they form a teardrop profile.

Smallfurry-Looking a dick, since the 80s.

Adverts on video on demand (ITV, 4oD etc)

^ Stop trying to pretend you don't at least get a semi every time you see that ;-)

Fack off ;)

It's horrific - I wouldnt wish that view on anyone

Adverts on video on demand (ITV, 4oD etc)

Christ yeah - 4oD drives me up the fucking wall!!

Didnt realise it was so widespread - my ageing landlord has the same set up (MTB +TT)

Most horrible part of it is : He wears god-damn full lycra, leather sandals and long socks...

/need to move house soon

have you moved back in with Pigfarmer?

full lycra should only be worn with disco slippers

sandals, or trainers just look fncking wrong

Haha - no, I just cant understand it.
You look rubbish, your toes are going to get broken if you come off, and everyone else has to put up with a ghastly sight...
I wouldnt even wear sandals with t-shirt and shorts on a bike, but lycra and sandals makes me sick

I'll tell you what annoys me a bit. (Not really hate though):

High end bikes, poorly maintained.

I live Docklands way. The amount of stunnning bikes that ride past with really noisy, dry chains or gears that aren't set up correctly or MTB's with soft tyres.

I'm talking £3000++ bikes? Would they not maintain their Porsches in this way?

people that have 'chats' in the office kitchen. take your rank smelling, microwaved lunch and fuck off with it back to your desk so the rest of us can get to the kettle, you selfish cunts.

Catfood for president.

he's already the bossman